Jessica Alba is back in a new movie called “I have herpes so why do people still think I’m attractive”

“Ah I’m so hot! I have sores from being such a skank!”

I’m at my boiling point once again, this time over people acting like celebrities are attractive – when the celebrity has sexually transmitted diseases! Jessica Alba is at the top of this list today. She’s got herpes – who would still find her hot?

The answer is someone who already has herpes and doesn’t care if their dick rots off like on The Strain.

Jessica Alba reportedly got herpes from Derek Jeter. The Captain (of the STD Express) has passed his personal strain off to many women, reportedly. He should be quarantined like Obama ISN’T doing with ebola patients. Suddenly, all those FEMA coffins make sense…

"ALL ABOARD!"

“ALL ABOARD!”

A source states that they refilled Alba’s Valtrex prescription often. Valtrex is used to treat genital herpes. Folks, that means she is gross. But many gross whores are defending her on message forums. Take this, for example:

“I mean, you can be afraid of herpes as much as your little heart desires; I’m sure no one here really gives a shit one way or the other, all things considered. All I and a couple others (dayglo, Lisas) are saying is that it’s a little crazy to be so freaked out about something that isn’t going to kill you.

Really? I think it is perfectly sane to not want a sexually transmitted DISEASE for the rest of my life, slut. I guarantee this chick would not pass an STD test without a litany of results showing up from HPV to herp to the clap and maybe even a little AIDS. But since it is “not life threatening,” to a skank, it is “a little crazy” to be so “freaked out” about it.

I can also tell you a few facts about this chick, just by reading her post. She’s open for business. She thinks someone with herpes shouldn’t have to tell someone without it before having sex with them.

Stick them in a FEMA coffin.

Stick them in a FEMA coffin.

STDs, VDs, STIs and anything related to sexual organs that I can catch from you if I put my (big) penis in you means you are gross, you should legally have to warn me and you should have your hole sewn up/penis removed. You people realize that cats and dogs can get STDs, right? That is because they are GROSS ANIMALS. Why are we allowing humanity to devolve into primal creatures?

Anyway, Jessica Alba is gross because she has herpes, so stop talking about how attractive she is. If I can’t fantasize about someone without the fantasy involving me getting a q-tip up my penis hole, it isn’t a good fantasy.


A message to Alba’s haters on my page. (9/2015)

 

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144 responses to “Jessica Alba is back in a new movie called “I have herpes so why do people still think I’m attractive”

  1. tom says:

    lets be honest, if the 10 most beautiful women in the world said they had herpes and wanted to have sex with you, you would tell them all to fuckoff. funny how only women defend getting genital herpes

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  2. Idiotbuster says:

    This is a disgusting article and I think that any one who talks this way about people needs to be put out to pasture and never seen or heard from again. It is understandable that you do not want to knowlingly contract this virus. However, it sounds like you are a disguting pig of a human being and I doubt that amy woman would EVER want to touch a hair on your disgusting head. May be something lucky will happen – like you come down with pancreatic cancer or you are hit by a drunk driver and paralyzed from the next down. Then you will be wishing you had this stupid problem.

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    • god says:

      Advocating murder

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    • Whorehater says:

      Its convenient and funny how all you stupid bitches keep calling men who are pissed because you fucking whores spreading your legs for anything that moves and frankly if anyone is a disgusting pig of a human being is definitely you stupid jealous fat fugly trifling political feminist activist bitches who opens there legs to everyone who so much as glances in your direction Idiotbuster your the stupidest bitch on this post its ppl like you are the reason this country has been driven down the fucking drain before I come to your house and force your statement back down your fucking throat like the good lil whore you are with some cancer ridden isotopes in a needle filled syringe skank

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    • Your the nasty disgusting pig of a human you stupid nasty fugly stupid feminist cunt you have no room to talk about anyone else talking about everyone else when your just as bad if not worst someone needs to torture you till you finally beg them to kill you.

      Do the world a favour and put yourself out of everyone else’s misery and just commit suicide already

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  3. AnonymousC says:

    Wow. Ever heard about the “log in your own eye” saying? You sound like a hateful and miserable person. Everybody makes mistakes, and everyone (yes, everyone, because let’s be real) has unprotected sex at some point, some more than others, but it only takes one time. I personally do not have any STDs, but the statistic is 1 in 3 people has or has had an STD. It’s safe to assume that most adults who are not abstinent or in a marriage or longtime committed relationship have had unprotected sex with more than 3 people. Some people are more reckless and promiscuous of coarse, but that statistic applies to everyone, not just one type of person. Everyone has a past, but not everyone’s past mistake have a lifelong physical reminder like herpes. Everyone has something in their past they do not want people to know. How would you feel if the thing you are most ashamed of was basically tattooed on your body? You may be a total narcissist, so this may have all gone over your head. It must be exhausting, though, spouting hate all the time, and especially hating on people you don’t even know and have no relevance to your real life.

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