Ask Ole’ Grizz – Episode 1

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Hey gang. My name is Ole Grizz. I’m actually a grumpy ass grizzly bear who comes out of hiding to answer reader feedback on this site. Today, a gay guy, a sensitive hypocrite and someone who says worse things to me than I said about someone else, because I said those things about someone else!

I just woke up from a nap. 3 months. Suddenly, Annoyed Critic is there with a bunch of feedback from people on his site, asking me to address it. Well, I’m grumpy and you’ll get what you ask for from Ole’ Grizz.

From: DenisXD (Yep, Spelled like Penis but with a D.)
Email:  Personal Website: http://tiberanic.weebly.com/ (He’s in love with Titanic so much, he made a fake one for role playing or something)

I liked some of your posts until I found out that you are a racist.
Fuck it, im I’m honest to the bone but unlike you, people know my face. Honest people rarely got something to hide, so cut the bullshit, you are fake.

What’s with the hate towards homosexuals? Yeah, it’s not natural, but also smoking weed and drinking aren’t. And I bet that you are in both, just like 70% of nowadays fools. Anyway, to my point. Not all homosexuals like lady gaga and dress like bieber, not all homosexuals hate freerunnin and sports, not all homosexuals are alike.

When you type about homosexuals, you type about the stereotype of homosexuals, the queer like boy who walks like my sister and has less body hair than a baby.
Well, not all are like that. There are also homosexuals who are more vivid than straight men, there are also homosexuals who looks more manly than a macho man.

And, there are homosexuals (me) who are freerunners, explorers, web designers, badasses and of course next generation writers. I won’t mention that with their looks they can fuck your sister with ease.
So that’s my point. Don’t think that every gay is like a fucking queer.

Be openminded man, peace out.

I laugh at everything I write here or I wouldn’t write it, so for starters, you’re forgetting that this isn’t a serious Website. Now, as for being a racist, I hate every race, especially my own. But if you’re talking about how I call black people out on their shortcomings, yep, sure do. I don’t live in fantasy land. Also, ROAR. Also, don’t expect me to be politically correct. That’s why I don’t write under my name – although I wouldn’t care if some loser spent the time to discover who I was. Who I am isn’t important unless you’re interesting in harassing me, which you probably are, because you’re an emotional bitch. 

Also, you referred to people who are into unnatural behaviors, such as weed and drinking, as “fools.” Yet, you also called being a gay unnatural. So did you just call yourself a fool? Dipshit.

What does “more vivid” mean? LOL. What if he meant to say “vivacious?” That’s pretty gay. 

If anything, I am more real than anyone you’ve ever read. I don’t hold back anything on this site, no matter how crazy it is.

For someone telling me to be “open minded,” you don’t seem to know the definition of the word. You and I, we think differently. So instead of spewing hatred at me personally, which I never did to you, relax your lubed up asshole and realize that this site is just a dumbass on a computer looking for page views. And thanks, you just gave them to me. 

Thanks for the page views, idiots

Thanks for the page views, idiot


A comment on my “Harris Wittels” story:

you’re a real piece of shit in more ways than I can care to count.

Why? Because I didn’t write the run of the mill “We miss him. He was great” bullshit like every other Hollywood hack did? The guy wasn’t funny. He made jokes about people dying and death all of the time and you think I can’t write an article that is honest, even while sorely lacking political correctness? Fuck off stupid.

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A comment on my “George Carlin” article

Thats funny, how you dont know what to say. And thank you Hyperform I absolutely agree with you, when I first read this “post” of “annoyed critic” It almost gave me a cancer. Everybody can say what they think but boy, you are so wrong. And before you tell me my english is bad, yeah, it is, its my fourth language sorry.

Wait.. Iam not even sorry

No you’re not sorry. You’re an ignorant ass.

idiot!

idiot!

 

 

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