We’re going to have to stop letting stupid people do important jobs. I don’t care how bad it makes them feel.

On 9/11, a flight attendant on Flight 11 called an emergency line to report the hijacking. The dumbest bitch ever answered and fucking couldn’t understand ANYTHING because her brain was slow. When people ask you to repeat stuff, it is usually because they can’t process the thought, not because they can’t hear you. If someone asks me to say something again, I always say “Hey, thanks for not listening the first time.” and then quickly finish it. It pisses people off but it also says WAKE UP fuck face, I hate repeating myself.

Stupid fucks aren’t used to anything but simple mode in life. Having a pulse, breathing and getting by. I met a stupid teenage BITCH the other day who was too stupid to even be a receptionist. No social skills whatsoever and rude as anyone ever has been – which got an application torn up and her bosses ass chewed out. I swear. I don’t fuck around.

Stupid people are more likely to be several things that are awful and not needed in a business.

Liars. Morons lie to avoid looking as dumb and to keep up the image of being intelligent and informed.

Christian. Stupid people are gullible and don’t use as much rational thought. That’s a requirement to be a Christian. You can’t be rational and believe in a god.

Conservative. Dumb people adopt conservatism or libertarianism to explain their stupidity. Really, a psychology study showed this.

Careless. Stupid people give up easily and don’t keep trying when they can’t figure things out. They’re used to being mentally defeated so they have to constantly be pushed harder and motivated.

Racist. A study was done that showed lower intelligence children, ie the dumb ones, were the most likely to be racist. And a…

Homophobe.

So, let’s reign in stupid people. I’m sick of you fucks. You score below a 20 on the ACT or have an IQ under 100 and you’re done. To the plow fields with you.