Trine 2 is absolute shit. I tried giving it a chance but it just fucking sucks too much for me to be nice about it any longer.
The developers don’t have an eye for detail or knack for level design. The levels all feel like a sloppy mess and your character moves at slow motion speeds like in a bad dream. It’s got mucky molasses controls.
The characters. Where do I begin? If you’re playing as the wizard, you have no offense at all. You’d think they gave him lightning or fireballs but they gave him an ability to do what every little kid wants to do as a wizard – conjure boxes. And planks. The whore thief sucks and shoots arrows way too slowly to be of use in a fight against the fucking goblins that had their genes spliced with Bolt. They really move faster than it seems like something from this game should. And the warrior. The lug isn’t half bad but for the sake of hating on this game, he’s still stupid. And fat! He would be winded 10 minutes into this great adventure.
The levels just end. No real reward or boss fight. Ehh, it’s over! Why bother?
I want to return to how slow the game is for a moment. In the same span of time for one jump on Trine 2, I could jump approximately 4 times on Super Mario Brothers. That’s dumb. I’d slap the shit out of someone if they were near me right now.
For multiplayer to work, you have to know already that you can press start. Or, you can post it in the Playstation forums, where one of the developers might reply telling you.
This isn’t fun. I don’t recommend it unless you’re stupid.