51 ways to spot a whore on Facebook (or other social media)

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A variety of subject matter is covered on this site. Today, we have a guest article from Raging Red Hulk. You can follow him at Twitter.com/RagingRedHulk.

This is how you spot a whore on Facebook:

  1. Woman
  2. Tattoo on breast
  3. Tattoo on thigh (major scumbag whore, maybe in porn)
  4. Tattoo on waist line
  5. Tattoo on lower back (put out)
  6. Emptiness in eyes
  7. Duck Lips (like people want to put a cock on them and rub it back and forth)
  8. Picture with tongue sticking out (like they’re in porn waiting on a money shot)
  9. Any bikini pics
  10. Baseball cap turned sideways with glasses on that are fake/someone elses
  11. Glasses on with the caption “I’m a nerd”
  12. Half or more of the friends “sample” are guys on the “Add a Friend” page
  13. Picture at a club
  14. Multiple pictures with guys
  15. If you don’t private message me your tits
  16. Holding a baby, looking at the camera
  17. Smile with no happiness
  18. Her name is Stacy
  19. Red lipstick
  20. Born in 1986
  21. Eyebrows raised with a crinkled forehead
  22. She’s friends with gays
  23. Hair doesn’t touch shoulders
  24. Hair covering one eye
  25. Dated a band member
  26. Changes profile pic to different selfies frequently
  27. Posts a pic holding a beer
  28. Eyes look a different direction
  29. Short bangs
  30. Wears a choker
  31. Her name is Sarah
  32. Tongue ring (diseased)
  33. If she likes Bea Arthur
  34. Wears sunglasses in a club
  35. Tell someone you want to wait a year before you have sex again, even though you’re not a virgin
  36. Like Blanche from Golden Girls
  37. Selfie in pajamas
  38. Cowboy hat pic w/ the sides bent up
  39. Show your belly button in a picture
  40. Belly button ring
  41. Owns or wears zebra/leopard/tiger print ANYTHING
  42. Have short shorts
  43. Showing cleavage
  44. Showing a bra
  45. Like dolphins
  46. Selfie with head tilted
  47. Selfie with a hand on a hip
  48. Mixed babies
  49. “Big girl panties”
  50. Tan all year long
  51. I like her and she’s dating someone else

Again, thanks to Twitter.com/RagingRedHulk for this awesome guest article. Follow him.

3 responses to “51 ways to spot a whore on Facebook (or other social media)

  1. i can’t believe you forgot the classic: “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”. That’s when you need to block the hell out of someone.

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