This game is boring and sucks. You can’t even see the characters – and that’s when I’m sitting 3 feet from a 55 inch LED TV that is giving me a tan from being so bright. The default weapon, a “rifle” that is single fire and weaker than a nerf gun, is more like a shitty pistol. Oh don’t worry though – you can HOLD DOWN to charge up a shot. Yeah, I remember when I was hunting once and held down the trigger to charge up a shot before firing at the elk…wait, that’s right – GUNS DON’T DO THAT.
The level design is dark and dank. Too dark. It usually runs about like this: Dark, open area that you can’t really see that well, based on shit camera angles. A few cars, maybe a bus, scrambled around. All of them have trunks with money you can use to buy upgrades at the stupid, unrealistic shit vendors placed throughout the stage in checkpoints (real life isn’t this safe).
Eight thousand zombies will run at you at once, like Justin Beiber fans (but smarter). Luckily, you have terrible weapons and have to use the JOYSTICK to aim, then pull R1! I changed this to R2, which also sucked because I couldn’t hold the aim steady with my giant hands. Fucking Sony designs these systems for little Jap hands and here I am, looking like Kong trying to play it. But anyway, on top of horrid controls, you can’t see anything! I turned up the brightness on the above shot so you could see what I mean:
This shitty fucking mess of a game was first introduced as a free game for PS Plus in like 2011, who cares I’m not verifying that so if it’s wrong get off of it. That was for the PS3. I hated it then but after getting a PS4, Sony decides it will be the free game of the month for PS4 – and it is NOT DIFFERENT. I’m telling you, this game sucks as much dick today as it did when it was released and it really pisses me off that I’m wasting a PS Plus membership to download garbage like this. This game, Contrast, Resogun, fucking Don’t Starve – that’s all shit I don’t want to play! That’s BORING ASS VIDEO GAME TRASH.
I want actual games.