I have never been a Batista fan. When he first turned “good-guy” against Triple H, I was hopeful. Then, he continued doing the “two-thumbs down” shit, which was cool once. That told me he was cheesy. But he’s a lot worse. He’s weak and sucks.

First, look at his tattoos. They suck. What started out as a stupid Chinese statement (cliche) “evolved” into a cliche tribal design. His other arm has something so stupid on it, he doesn’t want people taking pictures of it. And he’s got a gay ass belly button tattoo.

By the way, all that shitty tribal work Batista had done on his tat? It was to cover up this garbage:

Batista’s in-ring work has always been the shits too, for several reasons. For one, he’s billed as having super-strength. Unfortunately, he does not have said strength or anywhere near it. Check this match out with Booker T (who we will get to again, in a second).

Now, the funny thing is, in the lead-up to his contest with Booker T, Batista got a little too mouthy and as the story goes, Booker T beat the shit out of him! Here’s the story.

Now, if you get your ass kicked, why would you choose to become a pro-fighter? Batista left WWE to join the MMA. Horrible mistake. Even in a totally staged fight against a fat ass, Batista got the shit beat out of him while the guy actually made fun of him. Here is the fight. It’s embarrassing, if you’re a fan of Bautistas.

Lets go back to Bautista’s WWE tenure, though. There was a story that Dave abused his backstage “stroke” and slept with slut, Melina, who was dating John Morrison at the time. Morrison should have kicked his ass but didn’t. He was afraid he would lose his job, which he did anyway.

Batista most recently in 2014 returned to WWE to promote his stupid new Marvel movie, where he plays a character that is barely even featured in it. It would be really funny if in the movie, Batista’s hero fought a random fat ass guy and the guy kicked his ass, like in that MMA fight. But since he’s friends with HHH, he got to win the Rumble and main event Wrestlemania XXX. Even after he buried the roster on Twitter:

Maybe we will get lucky and Bootista will pull a classic wrestling maneuver, like this one, at Mania XXX: