Review: Goosebumps – Welcome to Camp Nightmare (Pt. 2)

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We begin with a review of last time. For three minutes. Then, we find out who was chasing our kids – Larry. Yeah the big toothed smart mouth I already would have punched.

What is known collectively as a "fuck face"
What is known collectively as a “fuck face”

Saber roars a lot and it sounds like my gut after drinking a bunch of milk.

We have to see someone eating food. It’s big teeth. His teeth are like 30% of his face’s surface area.

The camp personnel claim Roger didn’t exist.

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Some kids flip in a canoe and shit happens. It’s not even interesting enough to write about. The awkwardly walking monster chases the kid that dove into the water. Looks like a gorilla to me.

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He runs through a fence and turns in circles several times for no reason. We get a lot of annoying camera angles from someone trying to get a little too creative for shitty Saturday morning TV.

Billy tells the girl he will meet her after lights out. She tells him to “come back soon.” Well how can I come back soon when we just set a definite time to return? Stupid.

Billy confronts Camp Counselor Roosevelt and shoots him. But then everyone says “You passed.” It is a government testing lab. And the snake, that hissed and was moving? “Rubber snake.

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I had to shout out loud at that one. Billy’s parents are going on a deadly mission and this whole fucking thing was a test of Billy to see of he had the courage and ability to go on the mission with mom and dad. More on the mission in a second. First, we learn Sabre is an awkward puppet driven by Moby.

The mission, by the way, is to Earth.

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And the episode concluded. Although it makes no sense where they would have to be, in space, to see earth like that…it is actually a cool twist to close on.

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