The Wrestlemania XXX Press Conference was idiotic

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If I’ve ever seen anything dumber than the Wrestlemania XXX Press Conference, I don’t know what it would be.

We begin with The Bella Twins showing off as much charisma as you would expect from a nervous local TV reporter. Mark Henry shows up and does an OK job, then Michael Cole comes out to do this tired schtick.

First he says that the audience is a select group of the WWE Universe and members of the press. Stephanie McMahon comes out and talks about how great WWE is. She’s got the tightest dress in history. Then, Hulk Hogan comes out.

Hogan tries getting a press core to repeat his catch phrases. Two people may have mumbled something. It was horrible.

Triple H is next. He immediately says “If Hogan can’t get you going how can I?” But he puts over the WWE Network which, I won’t lie, is incredible. “Wretchlemania… Wrestlemania 30.” He says.
Hunter actually states that Daniel Bryan’s dream is what Wrestlemania is all about.

Daniel Bryan comes outYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

No one chants anything.

Batistas ass comes out and he’s boring. He buries whoever wrote his stuff and it’s bad. He says they should be fired about sixty times. It looks like Batman is under the M in Wrestlemania.

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“That was interesting.” – Michael Cole. The good news is, Mr. Excitement comes out. Randy Orton. He makes it quick, a good idea.

All of the participants in the main event come out and someone accidentally plays Michael Coles announcer introduction again.

The four main event participants face off, as Hunter tells them all what to do under his breath.

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Hunter and Daniel Bryan then face off, as Batman watches.

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BATMAN

Hunter tells Bryan that the fans aren’t gonna do it. He does the “Yes” arms – and they do it! LOL. Hunter looks stupid.

Cena comes out next and makes fun of Batista’s stupid speech. He gives the best speech yet. 5 star speech. And the mess concludes.

 

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