Celebrities with STDs (and who are gross forever)

deal_breaker_stds

Let’s talk about celebrities who are rumored to have STDs. These people should never be viewed as attractive again by the majority of the populace. If you have STDs yourself (kill yourself), it is OK to consider them attractive.

Jessica Alba – Herpes Whore

Scarlett Johansson – Herpes. Ruins Lost in Translation for me. Thanks Scarlett.

Paris Hilton – Nasty Whore with Herpes. Was gross before I knew this.

Britney Spears – Herpes Idiot. Seen purchasing herp medicine in a store. Not surprising.

Kim Kardashian – Herpes WHORE. Absolute slut, too. Famous for fucking.

Rihanna – Gross herpes trash. Also, domestic violence victim who went back to the guy. Trash multiplier.

Jessica Biel – Herpes idiot. Got it from Jeter I believe.

Brad Pitt – Rumored to have had herpes since before Jennifer Aniston. Gross.

Pamela Anderson – Hep-C and rumored herpes whore.

Mariah Carey – Herpes, rumored by Jeter.

Alyssa Milano – Rumored to have herpes from Jeter.

Katie Holmes – Herpes and I’ve seen photos that make it indeniable.

David and Victoria Beckham – Herpes. Also, both appear eternally unhappy.

Justin Timberlake – Herpes. Dated several women on the list.

Kate Moss – Herpes whore.

Robin Williams – His corpse has herpes. Also, you people know he killed himself via autoerotic asphyxiation, right?

Janet Jackson – Herpes. Her vagina likely smells, based on her looks.

Chris Brown – Photographed with marks on his lips, along with Rihanna, that appear to be herpes. Also, this guy is a pussy.

Mary-Kate Olsen – Herpes and also, the ugliest person on earth.

Sheryl Crow – Rumored to have herpes. Confirmed to be ugly.

Lindsey Lohan – No shocker here, she has herpes at least and probably 500 other things undiscovered.

7 responses to “Celebrities with STDs (and who are gross forever)

  1. Robin Williams died from Autoerotic Asphxiation? I had my suspicions but, where is the proof? Just wondering.

    LikeLiked by 1 person

    Reply
    • He hung himself in bed. I can’t think of too many other things he was trying to accomplish.

      LikeLike

      Reply
  2. Hmmm I think the poster is a little obsessed with stds n a little confused about the human body. Unless you are a VIRGIN who sleeps with a VIRGIN you are less likely to get an std, but less is the operative word as heroes type 1 is spread through kissing. I advise see your doctor about your strange and neurotic views and perhaps counselling is required.
    Kind regards!

    LikeLiked by 1 person

    Reply
  3. How old are you? 12? Herpes is literally just an incurable skin condition. Not everyone is a whore who has it or dirty or gross. I contracted herpes from someone who lied to me, I have slept with few people. You are part of the problem regarding Herpes stigma. Yes it is incurable but honestly all it is is once a year you get basically a pimple on your nether regions that’s gone in a couple days. It differs for everyone but really it’s at the most a few times a year you get a couple bumps. Some people don’t get any at all ever but still have it. It’s really not as horrible as society makes it out to be. I’d rather have herpes than a shitty personality like you probably have. Or be ugly. Or have incurable acne…the list goes on for things I’d gladly take herpes over. Educate yourself before insulting those with herpes. Thanks.

    LikeLike

    Reply
    • Tramp, maybe you should vet who you fuck a little better. No one ever got herpes from 3 people, dummy.

      Then, in your defense of being gross, you attack people with bad looks or personalities. Good luck with life, skank

      LikeLike

      Reply
  4. Actually, there are people who contract herpes the first time they had sex – so someone who’s had sex with three people could most certainly contract herpes. It’s crazy common. You may already have it and not know…unless you are testing every person you kiss/receive oral sex from/have sex with…even with condoms as they do not prevent herpes.

    There are people who have gotten genital herpes who have never had sex (e.g., they can get HSV1 on their genitals from receiving oral sex). 1/5 adults in the United States has HSV2 and 80% of the people who have the virus never, ever show symptoms. So, only 4% of the population would even be aware that they have herpes – meanwhile 20% of the population has it.

    A standard STD test does not test for the herpes virus because it is so common. When I wanted to get tested for HSV 1 and 2 (after learning about how common it is when I was in med school) I had to go to three different doctors because the first two refused. A lot of people don’t know that you need to request a specific test (the one we use at my hospital, which is very common, is an ELISA test called Herpeselect), so they get blood tests, think they are STD free and continue having sex without taking proper precautions (e.g., suppressive therapy).

    This is how the virus continues to be passed on. Also, I don’t know how valid your list is because just because someone sleeps with someone with herpes (i.e., everyone you listed who slept with Derek Jeter) does not mean they are going to get herpes. The risk of it being passed on by someone who knows they have it is actually quite low (around 4% per year for HSV+ women sleeping with HSV- men and around 8% for HSV+ men sleeping with HSV- women…the risk can be lowered to 1-2% if you use condoms and a suppressive therapy like valtrex).

    People who do not know they have the virus and therefore cannot take preventative measures are more likely to pass it on.

    I don’t believe in judging anyone the way you have – regardless of their sexual past or current health status. There are people who have tons of casual sex with hundreds of partners who do not contract STDs and those who are quite careful and limit their sexual partners, but wind up unlucky. This post appears to have been written by someone with a very unhealthy attitude about sex. It is not a dirty activity.

    PS: you can go ahead and call me a “tramp” or a “whore” or whatever. I’m not one, and I actually don’t have herpes, but I empathize with this condition and really do not believe it deserves the negativity assigned to it. If I were still in the dating world (I’m married), I would never rule out a prospective parter based on something as trivial as herpes.

    I am an OB/GYN resident in NYC and have seen my fair share of herpes cases. It’s so ridiculously common and not a big deal.

    LikeLike

    Reply

Say something! Comment here

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change )

Cancel

Connecting to %s