IHOP pancakes are nasty

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IHOP’s pancakes suck, folks. You know it if you’ve ever eaten any others.

They’re not even as good as McDonalds’ hotcakes, some of the best ever btw. They’re like tasteless generic flaps of cooked dough.

The problem is that the company is called IHOP, International House Of PANCAKES. When you go into Waffle House, you’re going to get a bad ass waffle. In IHOP, you’ll get a 45 minute wait, a generic tasteless meal and a bunch of gross sticky syrup containers.

Last time I went, I pulled a piece of garbage out of one of the syrup containers. A straw cover paper!!

Good place to go if you want to find crime, bad service or shitty pancakes.
Good place to go if you want to find crime, bad service or shitty pancakes.

Somehow, anytime over the last 20 years that I’ve gone into an IHOP, it’s always been empty and it has always taken 45 minutes to get my food. I learned a long time ago not to order the pancakes, either.

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I saw a commercial for an unlimited pancakes promotion, but even if it was free, I wouldn’t have gone in for that. When your pancakes taste like drywall, get out.

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