Everyone on Hardcore Pawn looks like they stink

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If you’ve ever seen Hardcore Pawn, you know it is the lowest form of television there is. Watching commercials is actually a higher form of entertainment than Hardcore Pawn. But beyond that, the cast just looks like they fucking stink.

Everyone on the show looks nasty to me. Not just the customers (who usually look particularly nasty, but all seem to have a general odor of shit) but the store owners.

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ARMPIT

Anytime I look at Les, I smell a stinky, sweaty, undeodoranted armpit.

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BAD BREATH

Seth, who looks like a piece of shit and always has his little arms crossed, looks like he smells like shitty breath. He probably stinks worse than that, though.

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BOOZE, EXCESS PERFUME and CIGARETTES

Ashley appears to have a complexed smell. I can tell she pours on the perfume, because she’s gross. However, she also has a beer gut, meaning she is a drunk. You know a trashy drunk bitch also smokes, too, so she’s got the trifecta.

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ANUS

All of the wild ass customers strike me as smelling like anus.

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