Review: 50 Shades of Grey

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50 Shades of Grey is about a billionaire who is a weirdo that is into S&M. He’s mentally fucked up. The movie sucks.

The movie progressively makes me more and more uncomfortable until finally, he beats her and I wanted to choke him. Make no mistake, this is 100% a chick flick. Chick flick is another term for “totally dumbass content that brainless chicks will be into.”

I’ve mentioned before…Anastasia isn’t attractive. She’s got Hershey Kiss nips and Chinese-volumed pubes.

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The movie doesn’t even end with a conclusion you can enjoy. It clearly leaves us waiting on the next one. I prefer my trilogies to be different movies that come together and not one movie split into three. I’m assuming this smut is a trilogy.

There is an uncomfortable amount of sex to see in the presence of others, so I don’t know how people are standing this in theaters.

Wish I had the time back I spent watching it.

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