I hate 7-UP

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I hate Sugar-Up. The shit has 53 grams of sugar per serving but tastes like shit anyway. Goddamn. Are we in the 1950s?

I can’t drink a damn 7 Up and do anything right. My lips are so sticky, I need a wet nap for them. I took a wet nap earlier. Dreamed of this girl with big ass titties.

Also the red dot. A red dot is your mascot. Why not take it a step further and make clear air your mascot?

If you need something to be sticky just pour a 7 up on it. When it dries, it’s like gorilla glue.

7 Up with a teaspoon of water removed
7 Up with a teaspoon of water removed
There was a 7 up game and I hated it too
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