I hate everything about Sonic the Hedgehog, down to the first game.
The game just sucked. You have to run as fast as possible only you never can because you’ll die. You run into stupid crabs that cause you to spill black lady’s earrings everywhere. Or you can grab some power ups like sparkliness. The levels are all the same. You’re just doing the same thing constantly. Why do you give a shit?
I hated the Chaos Emeralds. They’re insanely stupid. I hated Dr. Eggman. Hated Tails. Hated (Moose) Knuckles.
I hate the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. There were two and both sucked. If I was a kid and it came on the TV, I would turn it off and go exercise, because it was that bad.
I hate everything about Sega really.