Hide and Go Seek Sucks. 1 second of fun, 10 minutes of waiting.

Probably the world child’s game is hide and go boring. It’s the worst. There are never good enough places to hide. Once I hid in a garbage can and all the kids thought I was weird. Yeah maybe but I still won, losers.

All you do is run off, look for a decent hiding spot that never exists because you’re not allowed to go in the good places like under the car, lying flat in the street or hiding at the bottom of the pool. So you always get found and even if you don’t, the longer you have to wait, the more boring it gets. The goal is to sit still in a sucky spot for 10-20 minutes. That’s just awful.

I never liked hide and seek. Fuck it.