Jerry Springer Presents WWE Too Hot for TV on WWE Network FUCKING BLOWS.

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I’ve watched one and a half episodes of this shit fest and I’m not only done with the show, I’m done with WWE Network and WWE for a while. This show is pure shit!

I’m so mad about this, I may need an appendectomy. WWE payed Jerry “Relevant in 1997” Springer to come in and talk about the raunchiest moments in their embarrassing history. Problem is, I think they had him do all of the first season in a single day, a few days tops, because the quality of his presentation is AWFUL.

Springer, who must be nearly dead by now, delivers a monotonic voice that made me wish I believed in God so I could pray for his voice to either improve or be silent. The man just phones it in and the show does too. They take weirdo segments from WWE past and show them.

We see Heidenreich, which sounds like ThirdenReich to me, attempt to rape Michael Cole. Springer delivers some line you would expect to hear from high school access TV.

We get to see Goldust being weird. A compilation of that, which was ok, but then they start with Springers shitty voice overs again. And then we see some of the weird stuff like Goldust and Booker T in bed with some lady and Booker T’s ass hanging out.

Most of the moments we get to see aren’t being panned for how embarrassingly bad they were written or what kind of company would put this on TV. They’re just sort of celebrated as wacky weirdness of the WWE Universe. It just serves as a reminder to me as to why the Attitude Era was doomed once the quality wore off and also why Jerry Springer is Too Old for TV.

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