Ronda Rousey just got knocked the fuck out! Finally!!! I’m thrilled. Why?
Ronda Rousey is pure trash.
For starters, her fucking ego was off of the charts and out of the Universe. She thought she was the shit. People talked about how she would kick a man’s ass. Yeah, if he didn’t fight back or was untrained. Girls can’t beat guys up. We’re stronger. Why be fucking dumb about it? I dated a chick who said she could beat me up once and so we had a match. She was an Army Staff Sgt. and I told her I would wrestle ONLY. No striking. She could do anything, including illegal moves in contested bouts. I won in 4 seconds. Why? I didn’t let her win because i wanted her to be aware of what a dangerous person was also going to do – not let her win. It’s great to see women being powerful but you still need to be aware of your own capabilities for survivals sake. Anyway, I smelled pussy in the house for a week after that.
And speaking of smells, the story goes that old Ronda Rousey STINKS. Miesha Tate, who also looks like she stinks, said Ronda smelled during their fights. I bet! Remember how classless Rousey was during that time, too? Wouldn’t touch gloves or shake hands after the fight.
She didn’t touch gloves with Holly Holm, either. That didn’t work out too well, tho. Something about people with that pigmentation skin shit makes them tough as nails. I think it hardens their resolve.
Ronda is also dating Travis Woman Beater Browne. He’s a big lug, a UFC Heavyweight, who has ALWAYS struck me as a grit and I read was accused of smacking his lady around. We live in a world where most allegations don’t get the attention they deserve, so seeing that this one DID get attention, it’s a concern.
Ronda likes that tho. She wrote in her new book (in crayon) that her boyfriend was standing in the door when she wanted to leave so she beat the fucking shit out of him. She even described the punches and knees to his face, yeah, in MMA terms.
Oh well. Stinky Rousey likes that trashy side. I heard her scream “Nooooo” when Herb told her she got caught. I’m just wondering what her reaction was when Dana told her earlier in the week that she would do the job. Those trilogies sure do big business, don’t they, Fertidas!?