Even though Crazy Market for the Vita is free, it’s still a rip-off. It rips you off by lessening your trophy completion, because no one in their right mind will ever want to play this more than once. It sucks. I’ll tell you why for a second and then I’m going to go shit.
Star Wars The Force Awakens fucking completely sucked. It wasn’t as awful as the prequels, which George Lucas should have been ran over…over….but the movie blew. However, you know me, your trustworthy Critic, and I will give you a spoiler-free review. Just click read more.
Ronda Rousey just got knocked the fuck out! Finally!!! I’m thrilled. Why?
Ronda Rousey is pure trash.
For starters, her fucking ego was off of the charts and out of the Universe. She thought she was the shit. People talked about how she would kick a man’s ass. Yeah, if he didn’t fight back or was untrained. Girls can’t beat guys up. We’re stronger. Why be fucking dumb about it? I dated a chick who said she could beat me up once and so we had a match. She was an Army Staff Sgt. and I told her I would wrestle ONLY. No striking. She could do anything, including illegal moves in contested bouts. I won in 4 seconds. Why? I didn’t let her win because i wanted her to be aware of what a dangerous person was also going to do – not let her win. It’s great to see women being powerful but you still need to be aware of your own capabilities for survivals sake. Anyway, I smelled pussy in the house for a week after that.
The 1997 King of the Ring was built around one match: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Shawn Michaels. The WWF title match was almost an afterthought. So, of course, it would suck!
Vince McMahon and Jim Ross are on commentary, and Vince motions for the camera man to look at all of the international tables but he doesn’t – so Vince stands up and walks him there! Carlos Cabrera is highly amused by the excited chairman! Vince informs us that it’s time for Ahmed “Get In Your Face” Johnson is on his way out, COVERED IN BABY OIL. Ahmed faces the MAN. I’m talking about the guy that runs the joint, Hunter Hearst Helmsley. He’s also coming out to Beethoven’s 5th, I believe, now. JR tells us Ahmed Johnson is a member of the Bloods! That’s a new tidbit for me, and a lot edgier than just a few months back. As I mentioned in the last In Your House, a change was noticeably in the air. Ahmed military presses HHH, and asks “How do you like that shit?” Well, Ahmed, I like it. He seems a little angry, which I always look for from the loser. Some of these grits think it’s real. Triple H gets a quick Pedigree in and wins!
I had hoped that I had put the chapter of knowing this lousy human being to rest, but recently, as I was sitting around literally on the phone with my mother, Steve McClung AKA Hellbroke Lucy called me, once again, on my office phone this time that rings to my house. Anytime I block him, he calls from a new number or calls me on a business line. It never ends.
So since this idiot will not leave me alone – and our local police are too lazy to handle it – anytime he tries to contact me again, it will result in something new being done by me online that reveals who he is to the public.
Today, I present some little known facts I was unwillingly subjected to, often in loud, drunken rants, while I lended this human a room to get on his feet (he is unable to do this, as he is mentally deficient).
Robbed a convenience store with a gun; convicted felon. Can’t vote can’t own guns.
Brags about being in a relationship with two women at once. It isn’t so much that he was, although it is still a little odd, but that he feels the need to boast about this.
So narcissistic that he believes he has a “gaydar” and should out gay people who are “in.” By calling him a “cocksucker.” Has no personal sexual inhibitions.
Was allegedly once jacking off on bread in front of a 10 year old. He discusses the accusation on recording.
Fawns over every woman he sees. Out loud, he will begin fantasizing. It is repulsive and I had to ask him to stop. He couldn’t understand why someone wouldn’t want to hear a gross desperate toothless man fawn over teenagers.
When I told him he couldn’t use my house as a shag pad to bring all of these women he drooled over back to my guest bed and “fuck their brains out” – as he once told a woman over the phone – and he said “I have to get my natural satisfaction from somewhere. “ and looked at me suggestively. I told him he could forget about that, and then the projecting-bastard accuses me of being gay.
I just want to mention, I hate people who bring up sexuality. Shut the fuck up about it unless you are talking about YOUR OWN. I love gay people but I hate pieces of homophobic shit like this low-life!
Doesn’t bathe. Wash cloths only.
Stated that his wife said he beat her and he “didn’t remember it” but if she said he did, he did. He’s a wife beater.
Stated that his mother sexually fondled him as a child in the bathtub and he remembered it and remembered liking it. Wtf why tell me that
Claims trying to work his way out of Arkansas. He had a job! Had $800 on his pay card and $200 in food stamps. Overdosed on Tylenol PM (almost a whole bottle according to the man renting to him) and hard liquor. He was in the ICU for a few days and then went to a mental hospital for about a week. His job fired him for no showing for a week. But he’s “trying to work his way out.”
He’s got zero coordination, trips over everything and walks around with the prison yard shuffle, scooting his feet.
Says Barack Obama should never have been elected because he’s black and the country wasn’t ready.
He’s about 5’6″, fatigues out every 10 or 15 minutes, physically minor.
Talked constantly about a “heist” or robbery or burglary of a huge amount of money – from a big company that wouldn’t miss it of course – so he could hide and never want to work again. This guy will not work.
Drank daily while he was here. Lied about his problems with drinking to me. Then lied about lying. Would become violently angry when I wouldn’t take him to buy alcohol (didn’t help him much, because I still wouldn’t take him. He is physically nothing to me. He would probably die by accident and not make me feel guilt over it.)
