Category Archives: Feature Films

Review: Friday the 13th – Part 4 – The Final Chapter

The (far from) Final Chapter
The (far from) Final Chapter

Losing the 3D gimmick, Friday the 13th is back yet again. It’s foolish to think one could end a shitty franchise these days, simply by putting “The Final Chapter” in the title of a movie – but that’s what Hollywood chose to do in 1984 with the Friday the 13th franchise. Crack-director Joseph Zito is the man responsible this.

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Review: Friday the 13th – Part 3 (3D)

A new dimension indeed.
A new dimension indeed.

I hate 3D movies because most of the 3D scenes are typically forced and obvious. But these shitty movies didn’t just recently begin. 3D had a phase in the 80s too. When it came time to make a new Friday the 13th, 3 had to be 3D.

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Review: iSteve

iSteve
iSteve

There is something unambitious about a movie that doesn’t describe itself as the best, but as “the first.” And iSteve is an actual movie that I didn’t make up (unless I’m REALLY insane). It stars Justin Long as Steve Jobs. Yes, you read that right.

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Review: Evil Dead

The Evil Dead
The Evil Dead

I decided to watch Evil Dead, from 1981. The movie is very highly rated, unusual for material I look at on this site. I’m in a pissed mood though, so who knows

Oh, I’ve never seen this movie.

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Review: Predator 2

"Pussy Mouth" as described by Danny Glover.
“Pussy Mouth” as described by Danny Glover.

For a stretch of time, Arnold Scwarzenegger could make a movie, just by being in it. Some movies, like The Running Man, don’t hold up well. Predator actually remained a solid film though.

As for Predator 2…well, I don’t want to make anyone’s mind up for them (but it sucked).

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Review: Orca: The Killer Whale

Orca: The Killer Whale
Orca: The Killer Whale

With the success of the movie “Jaws,” it was only a matter of time before some Hollywood big-shot executive said “Well, what is even more dangerous than a shark?” and unfortunately, someone mentioned orcas.

Orcas fucking suck. Literally, orcas are hailed as having an intelligence supreme to humans and yet, they’re allowed to murder people at Sea World with not even a stiff beating or whipping. I would probably buy a ticket to Sea World on that day (orca punishment day) but I wouldn’t stay very long.

Anyway, some how this movie got made.

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