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The Omen: Final Conflict sucked.

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The last shitty Omen movie (for now) is The Final Conflict. Basically, it’s all the made up shit coming to fruition. Sam Neill plays Damien.

We hear about the ice age, 50,000 years ago, which must be fictional for this story to be true since the Bible requires the age of the earth to be 6,000 years old.

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Review: Vanished in the Twinkling of an Eye

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Vanished in the Twinkling of an Eye is a Christian movie about an event that is never going to take place – the rapture. Some Christians, mainly the ones wanting you to feel guilt and send them money, suggest that Jesus will come back and take all the Christians away from this evil world (where people aren’t stoning their kids to death like God wanted Abraham to do). Unfortunately, they forget that Jesus said he would return within the lifetime of the people living 2000 years ago. Oops. Pastor John Hagee is behind the development of the film.

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Review: Left Behind (2014)

Wondering why Nicolas Cage's name isn't on the poster? It is, it is just spaced out way too much up at the T O P
Wondering why Nicolas Cage’s name isn’t on the poster? It is, it is just spaced out way too much up at the T O P

Nicolas Cage is back again, unfortunately, but this time, instead of drinking and driving or spending himself into debt, he’s starring in Left Behind. Seeing his name makes everyone think that it won’t be as bad as the ones with Kirk Cameron. Does that hold true?

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