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Review: Star Trek: TNG – The Emissary

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

It’s implied that Worf has a larger penis than anyone in the room during a poker game. Pulaski calls him “handsome” as this gets the old thing wet. Picard calls them to their posts because this is a starship, not a cruise ship.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Up The Long Ladder

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Worf is constipated, even worse since no one has discovered Neelix’s cooking.  Nothing makes you push the speed limits like the shits, huh Janeway?  Anyway, suddenly Data doesn’t have superhuman hearing anymore and doesn’t hear Worf snarling.

Someone rufy’d Worf. Pulaski violates Starfleet law and lies to her Captain.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Pen Pals

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Worf trips over Data’s shit that he’s playing with behind tactical, not happy. Wesley sucks at commanding  people. Data stalls forever on the holodeck before telling Captain Picard how he screwed up. Wesley interrupts Riker while he’s pussy-getting in Ten-Forward. Dr Pulaski calls Worf a coward, obviously won’t be on this show much longer.

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