If you look back at the first episode of Raw, it is a different time for sure. However, it also has enough fuck ups in it to be hard to watch without a groan factory in your living room.
The very first episode of Monday Night Raw opens with Sean Mooney outside of the Manhattan Center. Bobby Heenan runs up and is like hey who are you I need to get in. Mooney is like no. Rob Bartlett replaced you.
Rob. Fucking. Bartlett.
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Royal Rumble 1991 is one of my all time favorites. That doesn’t mean I can’t find a lot wrong with it though, stupid.
We are live from the Miami Arena in Miami, Florida. First, we sing America the beautiful. This helps set the patriotism theme for our USA vs Iraq main event. We see a kid with a wart on his finger. Gross. I wouldn’t hang out with kids with warts. You need to have standards.
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The news was the best from WWE in a while – finally, Randy “Macho Man” Savage would be going into the WWE Hall of Fame. Then, we immediately learned who would induct him – glory hog, Hulk Hogan. Total BS.
Continue reading I’m mad that Hulk Hogan is inducting Macho Man Randy Savage into the Hall of Fame