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Review: Goosebumps – Attack of the Jack O’ Lanterns

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Attack of the Jack O Lanterns is our next televised train wreck. Why does RL Stine not even try to catch the flying papers at the open? I think I saw a green pussy in the open collage.

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Review: Goosebumps – Vampire Breath

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Vampire Breath is our next episode because they ran out of episodes that didn’t sound like shit. This episode was so bad, it took me weeks to finish just this measly review of it. I couldn’t watch it. Every time I would start, I would get nauseous because of how bad of a waste of time it was. So just know, this fucking episode is one of the worst of the worst.

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Review: Goosebumps – More Monster Blood!

Doesn't really have anything to do with the hamster.
Doesn’t really have anything to do with the hamster.

We start out More Monster Blood with Evan from last time, on the plane, where we left off last time. It’s actually sort of a new story, instead of last times episode.

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Review: Goosebumps – Monster Blood

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Time for Monster Blood, Part 1 of course. I sometimes enjoy the pacing of these two partners a bit more but they can also be torturous. Who am I kidding – this show is torturous. But this ends up being two shows that are stand-alone, with cross-over characters. Kind of cool.

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Review: Goosebumps – My Hairiest Adventure.

I'd be more concerned with those ears.
I’d be more concerned with those ears.

Back with some more of this shit. And the dog you see there? He’s actually in this episode!

We open with a kid being chased by three dogs, a collie I could kill with my bare hands, a rat terrier, a beagle mix that is not violent at all, and some other mutt. None are vicious but they’re scared off by a girl with different color eyes. The boys acting SUCKS.

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Review: Goosebumps – It Came From Beneath The Kitchen Sink

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We open to a family way too happy about moving in. The kid is already talking to the animal. Kids literally are incapable of good acting.

The dog, aptly named “Killer” (I know someone with a dog named this. Why not be unique and opt with a first name, like Serial or Axe?) goes insane.

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