Attack of the Jack O Lanterns is our next televised train wreck. Why does RL Stine not even try to catch the flying papers at the open? I think I saw a green pussy in the open collage.
Vampire Breath is our next episode because they ran out of episodes that didn’t sound like shit. This episode was so bad, it took me weeks to finish just this measly review of it. I couldn’t watch it. Every time I would start, I would get nauseous because of how bad of a waste of time it was. So just know, this fucking episode is one of the worst of the worst.
The next episode in our list of shows is Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes. Wonder how bad it can get?
The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight begins well – with me sneezing at least 5 times in a row.
We start out More Monster Blood with Evan from last time, on the plane, where we left off last time. It’s actually sort of a new story, instead of last times episode.
Time for Monster Blood, Part 1 of course. I sometimes enjoy the pacing of these two partners a bit more but they can also be torturous. Who am I kidding – this show is torturous. But this ends up being two shows that are stand-alone, with cross-over characters. Kind of cool.
Back with an episode called Ghost Bitch. Evidently, they’re taking a more adult approach and…wait. It’s Ghost Beach. Alright, I’m not at all interested, so that’s more like it.
Let’s Get Invisible sounds like Lets Get Physical. I really think the shows low quality hurt the aura of the brand.
Part two of this. I’m in a foul mood. Not really in the mood to see this shitty show.
Time for another two parter. Attack of the Mutant is ambitious but it’s also a failure in so many ways. This opening theme is just garbage.
The Bumps are back for the second episode of season two. Be careful what you wish for!
Back with some more of this shit. And the dog you see there? He’s actually in this episode!
We open with a kid being chased by three dogs, a collie I could kill with my bare hands, a rat terrier, a beagle mix that is not violent at all, and some other mutt. None are vicious but they’re scared off by a girl with different color eyes. The boys acting SUCKS.
We open to a family way too happy about moving in. The kid is already talking to the animal. Kids literally are incapable of good acting.
The dog, aptly named “Killer” (I know someone with a dog named this. Why not be unique and opt with a first name, like Serial or Axe?) goes insane.