Raw is live from Phoenix, Arizona. Sold out, too. On a Tuesday. Ken Shamrock comes out in his street clothes. Shamrock delivers a shit interview but The Great One comes out. Before his music hits actually, still the Nation theme. The Rock delivers pure gold on the mic. Rock is over so much as a heel, at this point, that he probably had more heat than HBK. Shamrock has 2 minutes to beat DLo and just as he is about to, Rock slams him with two chair shots. The second one was brutal to Shamrocks skull, directly, head on.
We open with Rock and Farooq against Steve Blackman and Ken Shamrock. JR mentions how big of the future The Rock is. Maybe he knew. Kevin Kelly foolishly says “He’s in the same boat as Shamrock and Farooq and Dlo.” Shut up idiot. Match ends in a schmoz and Shamrock beats up Rock as Farooq holds back the Nation.
I have the biggest craving for olives ever right now but I don’t have any. So I’ll review Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. This was the first Star Trek directed by William Shitner. See, Leonard Nimoy (Spock) actually had directed Star Trek 3 and Star Trek 4. 3 was OK but 4 was bad ass! So Shitner was like “Oh Pricelines I want to do one wah Rescue 911” and they let him.
Folks, this movie was shit.
Attack of the Jack O Lanterns is our next televised train wreck. Why does RL Stine not even try to catch the flying papers at the open? I think I saw a green pussy in the open collage.
eBay fucking totally sucks balls. Yet another tech company that had a great idea early on, in the Internet’s growth, but has failed to seriously contend years later.
I was just watching a documentary on the murder of John Lennon. If they had done it like I would have, it would have been 3 minutes long. When they came to the part to talk about Chapman, I would have said “He’s a fucking idiot.” but they went into detail and it pissed me off.
First season of Gotham sucked. I can’t believe the show is still on. I just watch it to see how bad it can be. It is like driving by a car wreck and having to look out of interest.
Vampire Breath is our next episode because they ran out of episodes that didn’t sound like shit. This episode was so bad, it took me weeks to finish just this measly review of it. I couldn’t watch it. Every time I would start, I would get nauseous because of how bad of a waste of time it was. So just know, this fucking episode is one of the worst of the worst.
Sometimes, you’re driving through traffic and suddenly, the gut wrenching hits. Other times, you need to go but can’t. Well, for better or worse, this list is here to help you know what foods will make you shit your guts out. Make sure you’re ready to plant your ass on a toilet bowl if you’re eating any of these.
Anytime I think of my human body or anyone elses, I think about how gross it innately is. Just to live, we have to put cooked meat of a murdered animal in our mouths, mush it together, digest it and leave it in a toilet in the stinkiest form ever. We’re nasty.