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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Manhunt

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Out of the gate, Picard is in a dress.  Some fish heads teleport in.  Picard and his so…I mean Wesley talk about them like they’re not there.

Picard calls Worf “Wolf” then leaves. “Wolf” admires the race’s looks.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Samaratin Snare

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Pulaski and Picard (or the actors playing them) can’t stand each other, out of the gate.  Riker doesn’t want Picard taking a piss without shaking it for him.  Ensign Hot Chocolate Spill is back.

The cardboard-box shuttle is cleared for take off/looks nothing like it did in the shuttle bay when it launched.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Q Who?

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Ensign Gomez kills her career by throwing hot chocolate on the captain, who doesn’t even flinch, and then pressing it into the uniform, for no reason.

Guinan calls the bridge but Riker is rude. He must not have the same attraction as Ted Danson.  Geordi and Gomez are drinking future water.  Wesley flips out over Picard (his dad).

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Pen Pals

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Worf trips over Data’s shit that he’s playing with behind tactical, not happy. Wesley sucks at commanding  people. Data stalls forever on the holodeck before telling Captain Picard how he screwed up. Wesley interrupts Riker while he’s pussy-getting in Ten-Forward. Dr Pulaski calls Worf a coward, obviously won’t be on this show much longer.

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