Jennifer Lawrence is an absent-brained fool. A 1950s pocket calculator could process more than is going on in her brain at any given moment.

The first thing that clued me in on this was a story I read about how Miley (stinky) Cyrus had to get on Jennifer’s case at a party for getting too drunk and making too big of a moron out of herself. When Miley is reeling you in, you know you’re really dumb. But since then, anytime I look at this airhead, all I can think of is how dumb she must be.

Just look at her. What kind of intellectuality do you think is going on up stairs with her? Absolutely nothing. The girl even referred to herself as “vastly uneducated” which is refreshing. Most actors and actresses are too stupid to ever admit that they’re stupid.

Lawrence recently ran into a little fame (and a cock) by having photos of her “unknowingly” leaked to the media. She showed off her clam in some of the photos, her 6/10 tits in others and in one shot, had cum all over her face. Who would let someone photograph you with cum on your face? An idiot, that’s who.

Here are some of her famous quotes, collected by the Huffington Post:

“Sometimes you’re going to suck and it’s great if somebody could just tell you when you’re sucking.” — The Daily Beast

(Yeah, when you have spunk all over your cheeks, that’s a sign that you’re sucking.)

“I have to pee so bad.” — Rolling Stone

“I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.” — Rolling Stone

“I’m white trash, so that could be the white trash Kentucky version. I’m not sure what it’s called. A belly shirt? A half top?” — The Daily Beast

I could have taken one look at her and told her she was white trash. Ladies, if you let someone photograph you naked with man-cream on your eyes, you’re trash.

 

As for if the public has a right to see those photos, who cares? My philosophy has always been if you don’t want the world to see it, don’t take it. If someone started sending pictures of my enormous, beautiful penis around, it wouldn’t bother me one bit. A lot more people would probably start being polite to me, in the female and gay-male department. I get sick of seeing these new-agers writing about how we shouldn’t be opening up her photos and stuff. You know each one of them looked at her pictures.

I don’t think Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful, at all, either. I would rank her about a 3/10 on the looks scale, generously. She has weird teeth that appear like she’s missing all of her back ones and unless she cakes on make-up, she has no eyes at all.

Jennifer Lawrence is lame and stupid. Go have another drink Jen – stupid people need to stay intoxicated so they don’t cry about all the donkeys they screwed to land roles in Hollywood.