Heaven sounds like the most boring place ever in the Christian Bible.

Worshiping someone for trillions of years and then multiply that by trillions more? Sounds like a blast. Can I just choose death?

Why would someone want this? It’s beyond my understanding and always truly was during my decades in Christianity. It sounded really bad in the Church of Christ. All you’re doing is worshipping for ETERNITY. Hey – that sucks! That would not be fun folks. At least the people in hell get exterminated after a 100000 years or something, I don’t even know at this point it’s so made up.

In the Baptist churches, I was told “We would have work to do in Heaven.” What? You’re kidding me, working for an eternity?! Great that’s what we all want to do.

By the way, why would any adult not named Jerry Lawler want to wear a crown? You gonna get a little scepter too?!?!?

The Bible also says that no one who has received Jesus and sinned, on purpose (not accidentally clicking a porn link – but actually typing it in) will go to hell with no chance for forgiveness. Oh ok, so only people who got saved the second before they died and aborted babies will be in Heaven? Sorry – that get out of hell free prayer you use IS BULLSHIT. These Bible twisters tell you Hebrews 10:26 is about denying faith once you receive it but guess what – doesn’t say that AT ALL. It says exactly what I just told you, unless you delude it. What did the Bible say about adding to or taking away from “The Word?”

So Heaven is empty, boring and forever. And people wonder why this shit scares little kids.