Dear Bristol Palin,

Please stop with the Christian act.

Hebrews 10:26 says anyone deliberately sinning after receiving the knowledge of Christ is damned to hell. That’s means when you moved in with your boyfriend that you were fucking before marriage (just like Levi Johntson, who had an IQ of a leather shoe and went into porn), you condemned yourself to eternal hellfire (unless it isn’t real, lucky for you).

What this means, in the simplest of terms, is that you’re not a Christian Bristol. Not only that, you’re a stupid hypocritical bitch.

Your mom is known as the dumbest person in America. You realize that don’t you? Why would you proudly speak like you know anything when you come from a retarded womb?

Bristol is criticizing Miley Cyrus, whom I have a newfound respect for. Miley said that we need to grow the fuck up and stop believing in the Bible like we stopped believing in Santa and the Tooth Fairy. She’s right, but old whore bags Bristol had to show up and start criticizing Miley for “attacking” or telling the truth about Christians.

Yet, by the very definition, you’re not at all a Christian, Bristol. The Bible commands you be stoned to death for having relationships without marriage. The Bible also commands you to shut the fuck up because women aren’t supposed to speak.

Go away, Bristol. You turned out decently pretty but completely buttfuck dumb and now you think you deserve respect for it, which you don’t.