I started watching Fox Business as early as I could. It didn’t launch everywhere but slowly, every cable outlet came to get it. I believe DirecTV had it earliest in my area and I checked it out. From the first day it has been on, it SUCKED and it sucks now.
Fury is a World War 2 movie starring Brad Pitt. He’s all like I gotta kill Nazis cause he hates them. It’s violent and brainless. It sucks and is a stupid person’s movie.
I hate the Pledge of Allegiance. The entire idea of it sounds like some McCarthyism bullshit.
You know, I would say we get rid of the whole Pledge of Allegiance if it wasn’t for the fact that it has been around in America forever…oh wait. That’s right. No it fucking hasn’t! The Pledge of Allegiance began in 1892 and changed in the 1950s for one addition – Under God. Violating the separation clause, we fucking put that in there.
So it’s that time again where we celebrate the birthday of someone who died, but was resurrected (and went away I guess? So he’s like the only alive guy in Heaven?). In Christianity, if you “believe in” this Person, so is taught, you get to live forever in harmony. Otherwise you get to burn in flames for literally forever because you chose not to believe what crazy people taught while using it as a crutch to look down on the behavior of others. Makes sense.
Anyway, we all get egg-shaped candies now to celebrate Jesus Christ’s birth (somehow, I don’t think an EGG is representative of how Jesus was born). Butterfinger got in on it too but they completely let me down!
We open to the clicking and ticking of a billion clocks. We see a house with shitty inventions that don’t work. The toast is burnt and dog food slops on the floor, making me sick. The place looks like a hoarder’s house. The home of Doctor Emmett L Brown.
I’ve had it with Taco Bell. I just got done having to go back after they screwed up my order and got home – only to realize I need to go back a third time! Why is it so hard to make this fucking simple ass food, idiots?
I gave this show a shot but the fact is, it sucks and isn’t funny.
Carls Jr, which I wouldn’t eat at and never have, has unveiled a new commercial where a super hot 10/10 model (that probably has a 1/10 cow-pussy from being fucked so much) eats a 5 pound hamburger and talks about how all-natural it is. It actually made me less likely to buy from Carl’s Jr.