Carrie Underwood is a bitch

Carrie Underwood is a fake cunt. I have it on good authority that she’s stuck up. She came to a concert at a place my friend worked at in management and she had to deal with Cuntie. She said she was demanding, rude and demeaning. But hey, that’s just one reason to hate her. She…

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Why I’m Voting For Donald Trump

I am a white female. A victim of sexual abuse. A Republican. A Christian. There is only one way for me to show my Christian values and it is to vote for this man. This election is too important to vote for a woman who is accused of many baseless, unsubstantiated accusations. How dare she…

PayPal fucking sucks. So does Peggy

PayPal just lost my business as soon as I can migrate to another service (literally anything). It’s fucking shitty, glitchy, sometimes unusable and they have bad customer service including one agent named Peggy who is a fucking putz. So, PayPal wanted me to upgrade to a Business Account BAD. Anytime I logged in, it assailed…

No Man’s Sky is a fucking let down

I looked forward to this game for years and GODDAMN if it isn’t another fucking total let down. Even Rebel Galaxy had more to do in it than this piece of shit! Literally, Rebel Galaxy is free for PS Plus this month. Get it and play it instead. So I thought about ending the review…

Stranger Things got boring for me.

While it began strong and had me hooked early on, Stranger Things quickly became tedious. The ending was pretty expected and cheeseball. I didn’t like it and let me tell you, I’ve drank a bunch of Tequila. So, the show starts out strong. Credit given. Four kids quickly become three and they ride around on…

Ghostbusters (2016) – Shit.

The Paul Feig 2016 Ghostbusters is so bad, you’d need to watch it four times to get your money’s worth. Most of the jokes fall flat. Most of the characters suck. Most of the special effects also suck, with a few exceptions. The script was dismal. Who thought this was a good idea? I know…

Independence Day: Resurgence was miserable

Independence Day: Regurgitation is the latest flop from 20th Century Fox. The movie opens with an alien watching footage of the first movie when Bill Paxton, oddly being filmed by someone, gave the speech about how Randy Quaid was going to fly a jet into the spaceship and blow it up at the perfect time.…

Star Trek Into Darkness was bad and you know it

Star Trek Into Darkness was horrible. This movie opens with Spock and Kirk violating the prime directive to save and indigenous species while worried about violating the prime directive by revealing themselves to the indigenous species. Since the characters suck, Uhura kisses Spock and makes sure we know she loves him before he heads down…

Rebel Galaxy is fun for about 20 hours.

I decided to lose $20 instantly so I could be entertained for about 20 hours and I would suggest that is a decent value in 2016. Rebel Galaxy is a game where you play as a nameless nephew of some aunt that gets annoying and you run around this small section of the galaxy shooting…

I hated Wrestlemania 32 from start to finish

Wrestlemania 32 wasn’t worth a shit. I almost went to it but I’m glad I didn’t. It was a bigger disappointment than my son. I’ll tell you why or you can fuck yourself. Kalisto (champion) vs. Ryback, United States championship Boring match you could have seen on an episode of Superstars. It seems like I…

Crazy Market for PS Vita is trash.

Even though Crazy Market for the Vita is free, it’s still a rip-off. It rips you off by lessening your trophy completion, because no one in their right mind will ever want to play this more than once. It sucks. I’ll tell you why for a second and then I’m going to go shit.

Ronda Rousey just got her ass kicked! YES!

Ronda Rousey just got knocked the fuck out! Finally!!! I’m thrilled. Why? Ronda Rousey is pure trash. For starters, her fucking ego was off of the charts and out of the Universe. She thought she was the shit. People talked about how she would kick a man’s ass. Yeah, if he didn’t fight back or…