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Ghostbusters (2016) – Shit.

The Paul Feig 2016 Ghostbusters is so bad, you’d need to watch it four times to get your money’s worth. Most of the jokes fall flat. Most of the characters suck. Most of the special effects also suck, with a few exceptions. The script was dismal. Who thought this was a good idea? I know…

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Independence Day: Resurgence was miserable

Independence Day: Regurgitation is the latest flop from 20th Century Fox. The movie opens with an alien watching footage of the first movie when Bill Paxton, oddly being filmed by someone, gave the speech about how Randy Quaid was going to fly a jet into the spaceship and blow it up at the perfect time.…

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Star Trek Into Darkness was bad and you know it

Star Trek Into Darkness was horrible. This movie opens with Spock and Kirk violating the prime directive to save and indigenous species while worried about violating the prime directive by revealing themselves to the indigenous species. Since the characters suck, Uhura kisses Spock and makes sure we know she loves him before he heads down…

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Rebel Galaxy is fun for about 20 hours.

I decided to lose $20 instantly so I could be entertained for about 20 hours and I would suggest that is a decent value in 2016. Rebel Galaxy is a game where you play as a nameless nephew of some aunt that gets annoying and you run around this small section of the galaxy shooting…

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I hated Wrestlemania 32 from start to finish

Wrestlemania 32 wasn’t worth a shit. I almost went to it but I’m glad I didn’t. It was a bigger disappointment than my son. I’ll tell you why or you can fuck yourself. Kalisto (champion) vs. Ryback, United States championship Boring match you could have seen on an episode of Superstars. It seems like I…

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Crazy Market for PS Vita is trash.

Even though Crazy Market for the Vita is free, it’s still a rip-off. It rips you off by lessening your trophy completion, because no one in their right mind will ever want to play this more than once. It sucks. I’ll tell you why for a second and then I’m going to go shit.

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Ronda Rousey just got her ass kicked! YES!

Ronda Rousey just got knocked the fuck out! Finally!!! I’m thrilled. Why? Ronda Rousey is pure trash. For starters, her fucking ego was off of the charts and out of the Universe. She thought she was the shit. People talked about how she would kick a man’s ass. Yeah, if he didn’t fight back or…

The 1997 King of the Ring was trash.

The 1997 King of the Ring was built around one match: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Shawn Michaels. The WWF title match was almost an afterthought. So, of course, it would suck! Vince McMahon and Jim Ross are on commentary, and Vince motions for the camera man to look at all of the international tables…

Hellbroke Lucy – Little Known Facts

I had hoped that I had put the chapter of knowing this lousy human being to rest, but recently, as I was sitting around literally on the phone with my mother, Steve McClung AKA Hellbroke Lucy called me, once again, on my office phone this time that rings to my house. Anytime I block him,…

Wrestlemania XX – My front-row perspective

I decided a while back that I should review events I was actually at. This is the beginning of that series. The most prominent event I attended was a little thing you may have heard of. I don’t know. May have heard of it… WRESTLEMANIA XX. I not only was there, but I was front…

Andre the Giant sucked

Andre the Giant was the worst wrestler ever. He was also gross and from what I heard, he wasn’t very nice either. McMahon may worship him but I think he was sick. First off, you know he couldn’t reach his butt to properly wash it. I also heard Bret Hart say someone rammed Ric Flairs…

Bad Blood 2003 was fucking weird.

Decided to review Bad Blood 2003, because why not? The theme for the event was the worst song ever. Headstrong by Trapt. I knew a dude that played that around girls. Idiot. This was also at a time when Stone Cold and Eric Bischoff were co-GMs, so we see their picture randomly during the open.…