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The Goosebumps trailer is out!!!

Viewer beware you’re in for a FUCKING SCARE! Can’t wait for this shit. I hope it is awful

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Review: Goosebumps – Attack of the Jack O’ Lanterns

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Attack of the Jack O Lanterns is our next televised train wreck. Why does RL Stine not even try to catch the flying papers at the open? I think I saw a green pussy in the open collage.

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Review: Goosebumps – Vampire Breath

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Vampire Breath is our next episode because they ran out of episodes that didn’t sound like shit. This episode was so bad, it took me weeks to finish just this measly review of it. I couldn’t watch it. Every time I would start, I would get nauseous because of how bad of a waste of time it was. So just know, this fucking episode is one of the worst of the worst.

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Review: Goosebumps – More Monster Blood!

Doesn't really have anything to do with the hamster.
Doesn’t really have anything to do with the hamster.

We start out More Monster Blood with Evan from last time, on the plane, where we left off last time. It’s actually sort of a new story, instead of last times episode.

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Review: Goosebumps – Monster Blood

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Time for Monster Blood, Part 1 of course. I sometimes enjoy the pacing of these two partners a bit more but they can also be torturous. Who am I kidding – this show is torturous. But this ends up being two shows that are stand-alone, with cross-over characters. Kind of cool.

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Review: Goosebumps – Bad Hare Day

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This is going to be a magic trick episode. The guy calls it a “gill-a-tine.” Then he referenced the electric chair, which was considered humane at the time of this show but any civilized person now regards as barbaric (along with the entire death penalty)

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Review: Goosebumps – The Headless Ghost

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Our next Goosebumps TV episode to look at is The Headless Ghost. This is actually based on a book that wasn’t one of the earlier stories that were published. The book itself first came with a tease for the Fox Kids TV show.

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Review: Goosebumps – Stay Out of the Basement Part 2

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Back yet again with another part 2 of a Goosebumps episode. These become pretty regular as we move into the seasons of the shows, so don’t expect any changes. And yep, this one is dumb too.

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