Attack of the Jack O Lanterns is our next televised train wreck. Why does RL Stine not even try to catch the flying papers at the open? I think I saw a green pussy in the open collage.
Vampire Breath is our next episode because they ran out of episodes that didn’t sound like shit. This episode was so bad, it took me weeks to finish just this measly review of it. I couldn’t watch it. Every time I would start, I would get nauseous because of how bad of a waste of time it was. So just know, this fucking episode is one of the worst of the worst.
The next episode in our list of shows is Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes. Wonder how bad it can get?
The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight begins well – with me sneezing at least 5 times in a row.
We start out More Monster Blood with Evan from last time, on the plane, where we left off last time. It’s actually sort of a new story, instead of last times episode.
Time for Monster Blood, Part 1 of course. I sometimes enjoy the pacing of these two partners a bit more but they can also be torturous. Who am I kidding – this show is torturous. But this ends up being two shows that are stand-alone, with cross-over characters. Kind of cool.
Back with an episode called Ghost Bitch. Evidently, they’re taking a more adult approach and…wait. It’s Ghost Beach. Alright, I’m not at all interested, so that’s more like it.
Let’s Get Invisible sounds like Lets Get Physical. I really think the shows low quality hurt the aura of the brand.
Part two of this. I’m in a foul mood. Not really in the mood to see this shitty show.
Time for another two parter. Attack of the Mutant is ambitious but it’s also a failure in so many ways. This opening theme is just garbage.
Go Eat Worms! is our next episode. It’s a bad one.
You can’t Scare Me is our next Goosebumps TV episode. These shows had the same budget as this post.
This is going to be a magic trick episode. The guy calls it a “gill-a-tine.” Then he referenced the electric chair, which was considered humane at the time of this show but any civilized person now regards as barbaric (along with the entire death penalty)
The Bumps are back for the second episode of season two. Be careful what you wish for!
Our next Goosebumps TV episode to look at is The Headless Ghost. This is actually based on a book that wasn’t one of the earlier stories that were published. The book itself first came with a tease for the Fox Kids TV show.
Say Cheese and Die is our next episode of Goosebumps. I’m really hating the theme song at this point.
Night of the Living Dummy 2 actually isn’t even a sequel. It’s the first version they did for the show.
The Return of the Mummy is our latest Goosebumps episode to review. It features an actor from the Are You Afraid of the Dark series.
Back yet again with another part 2 of a Goosebumps episode. These become pretty regular as we move into the seasons of the shows, so don’t expect any changes. And yep, this one is dumb too.
Back for some more Bumps. This time, it is another episode that split a single, short kids book into two episodes. The quality suffers, too, not that this show ever was that great to begin with.