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Flex Seal SUCKS. It works nothing like advertised.

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Flex Seal sucks. It looked like the coolest shit ever. Guess what? NOPE. It’s not anything like what they claim on TV.

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Review: Raw is War – March 2, 1998

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Raw is back with actual wrestlers we want to see! Austin, HBK and Tyson. I hate the effect where they cut back and forth between DX walking out and their titantron. Makes me sick. WWF has a hand drawn logo at the entrance. HBK calls out Iron Mike Tyson. The glass breaks. Rattlesnake is out. Then Kane comes out and says he will kill Stone Cold tonight. Austin says JR makes him sick!! Me too. He says he will kill Kane back. Tyson arrives.

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WCW SuperBRAWL VII (1997) was garbage.

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We open with Piper escaping from a jail cell – with a spotlight actually on him in the jail. He takes off running like you might expect someone who had hip surgery to run. He’s in his kilt. This is how we open the show just after Souled Out, maybe the worst WCW show up until then. Oh boy.

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Review: The Lazarus Effect

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Lazarus Project is a dumb film about people who haven’t ever attended a science class in their life trying to bring people back to life with shit. The scientist Zoe – unlike the 93% in the National Academy of Science – believes in God and not only that, but is a Christian. We can tell it’ll be THAT type of movie.

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Review: Are You Afraid of the Dark – The Tale of the Hungry Hounds

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We open with a person barking, one of my least favorite noises. You’d be glared at by a menacing man if you did that around me. Kristen brings her hound dog Elvis. The black girl with her hat on is sporting a Tom Selleck mustache.

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Review: Goosebumps – More Monster Blood!

Doesn't really have anything to do with the hamster.
Doesn’t really have anything to do with the hamster.

We start out More Monster Blood with Evan from last time, on the plane, where we left off last time. It’s actually sort of a new story, instead of last times episode.

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Review: Goosebumps – Monster Blood

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Time for Monster Blood, Part 1 of course. I sometimes enjoy the pacing of these two partners a bit more but they can also be torturous. Who am I kidding – this show is torturous. But this ends up being two shows that are stand-alone, with cross-over characters. Kind of cool.

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Review: Goosebumps – The Headless Ghost

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Our next Goosebumps TV episode to look at is The Headless Ghost. This is actually based on a book that wasn’t one of the earlier stories that were published. The book itself first came with a tease for the Fox Kids TV show.

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Review: Goosebumps – Stay Out of the Basement Part 2

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Back yet again with another part 2 of a Goosebumps episode. These become pretty regular as we move into the seasons of the shows, so don’t expect any changes. And yep, this one is dumb too.

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Review: Goosebumps – Stay Out of the Basement Part 1

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Back for some more Bumps. This time, it is another episode that split a single, short kids book into two episodes. The quality suffers, too, not that this show ever was that great to begin with.

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