Updates will resume. There is currently a great period in my life of many tasks, challenges, and something called Grand Theft Auto V that I must play.

I don’t plan on reviewing it, but Grand Theft Auto V is awesome. I actually haven’t enjoyed any of them this much since Grand Theft Auto 3, and the first 10 minutes of Grand Theft Auto 2 (before I realized how much fun the game wasn’t). Truth is, I didn’t enjoy any of them period except for 3 – and it stacks up to GTA V about like the number 3 stacks up to the number 5 – barely more than half.

There are even so few glitches that I have found myself only yelling at the television screen once per four or five hours, usually. I can’t even say that for fucking Wheel of Fortune and how could you possibly screw that game up (THQ made it). Of course, via glitch, I did select “OOLA” for my final four letters on the bonus wheel. Three vowels, two actually the same, and a single consonant that was already called in “RSTLNE” (which looks strangely like an anagram for RL Stine). Anyway, I’m insane, but more is forthcoming.