Category Archives: Star Trek

Review: We’ll Always Have Paris (Star Trek The Next Generation)

Show begins with Picard kicking a crewman’s ass at fencing. Suddenly, time begins to loop. Jean Luc is so bad ass, he doesn’t panic at all. He calls the bridge and goes to work. I love him. Continue reading Review: We’ll Always Have Paris (Star Trek The Next Generation)

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Star Trek Into Darkness was bad and you know it

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Star Trek Into Darkness was horrible. This movie opens with Spock and Kirk violating the prime directive to save and indigenous species while worried about violating the prime directive by revealing themselves to the indigenous species.

Since the characters suck, Uhura kisses Spock and makes sure we know she loves him before he heads down to the planet. Continue reading Star Trek Into Darkness was bad and you know it

Review: Goosebumps – The Headless Ghost

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Our next Goosebumps TV episode to look at is The Headless Ghost. This is actually based on a book that wasn’t one of the earlier stories that were published. The book itself first came with a tease for the Fox Kids TV show.

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My Favorite 10 Star Trek Games!

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Alright, time for a unique favorite 10 list. Star Trek games that I loved but that don’t necessarily fit in my favorite categories of a certain system! The idea that life exists elsewhere is cool because it is probably true – it is just too hard to grasp for morons. Some of these games capture that. Some let us wage full on war in outer space and others were unique in and of themselves.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – The Emissary

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

It’s implied that Worf has a larger penis than anyone in the room during a poker game. Pulaski calls him “handsome” as this gets the old thing wet. Picard calls them to their posts because this is a starship, not a cruise ship.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Manhunt

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Out of the gate, Picard is in a dress.  Some fish heads teleport in.  Picard and his so…I mean Wesley talk about them like they’re not there.

Picard calls Worf “Wolf” then leaves. “Wolf” admires the race’s looks.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Up The Long Ladder

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Worf is constipated, even worse since no one has discovered Neelix’s cooking.  Nothing makes you push the speed limits like the shits, huh Janeway?  Anyway, suddenly Data doesn’t have superhuman hearing anymore and doesn’t hear Worf snarling.

Someone rufy’d Worf. Pulaski violates Starfleet law and lies to her Captain.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Samaratin Snare

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Pulaski and Picard (or the actors playing them) can’t stand each other, out of the gate.  Riker doesn’t want Picard taking a piss without shaking it for him.  Ensign Hot Chocolate Spill is back.

The cardboard-box shuttle is cleared for take off/looks nothing like it did in the shuttle bay when it launched.

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Q Who?

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Ensign Gomez kills her career by throwing hot chocolate on the captain, who doesn’t even flinch, and then pressing it into the uniform, for no reason.

Guinan calls the bridge but Riker is rude. He must not have the same attraction as Ted Danson.  Geordi and Gomez are drinking future water.  Wesley flips out over Picard (his dad).

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Review: Star Trek: TNG – Pen Pals

Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek The Next Generation

Worf trips over Data’s shit that he’s playing with behind tactical, not happy. Wesley sucks at commanding  people. Data stalls forever on the holodeck before telling Captain Picard how he screwed up. Wesley interrupts Riker while he’s pussy-getting in Ten-Forward. Dr Pulaski calls Worf a coward, obviously won’t be on this show much longer.

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