This review is off to a bad beginning, as I take up a sneezing and coughing fit I can describe in one word: hell.

I can’t find episode 2, but in essence, it looks like Janae snotted all over herself and the other girls grew to hate her. I must skip to 3. Sorry folks (It doesn’t matter, this show features no plot or intellectual cohesiveness)

Janae lets several girls drench her in shit. She gets into a fight with big Alicia, who manhandles her. Then she declares that she will become known in her town, somehow. Chances are, you achieved that in a way you will forever regret.

Nikki really seems pretty cool. She’s the girl that isn’t bullying just to fit in. Alicia then starts stirring it up about Nikki. Stephanie wants someone to cuddle with her “stanky sushi pie” as one lady called her. They do it.

Stephanie then talks in a deeper voice than mine about how she wants someone to have conversation with that she hasn’t fucked 5 times before. Well, stop being a skank.

Alicia then says “Things are getting realer and realer.” demonstrating a need for more grammatical education. Then a black girl says “You stupid as hell!”  Well, for the record, that sentence doesn’t make any sense, but thanks for your insight.

Shannon orders some strawberries and promises to let her guy bang her doggy style for it. Stephanie gets mad because Andre, the guy she called just to fuck, was on a reality show and didn’t tell her. She talks about it to a fellow Bad Girl, in bed, as we get this appetizing sight:

She does the “throat cut” gesture around 45 times.

The girls somehow are sleeping in a fully-lit room. They have make-up on too.

Stephanie looks like a black lady now. The girls continue their meaningless existence with a trip to the nail salon. Nikki gets her feelings hurt and makes a scene there. On the drive, Valentina says she will knock Nikki’s “black ass” out. Nikki is white.

Nikki apologizes to Valentina, which makes Valentina not respect her. What a stupid, backwards idiot.

Some of the crew goes out to get drunk while several recover from a previous night of getting drunk. Humans. We’re amazing. Then, Shannon shows her “pacifier nipples.” All of the girls engage in a debate with Nikki on if she is drunk, because it’s an important subject. Then, Nikki and Valentina get into a fight. The usage of the word “bitch” hits an all-time high. And our show is over!

Hopefully, this episode is in the U.S. Library of Congress.