Here we go again. Something I picked up and was all about at first. Then, little by little, it happened. The cracks started showing. The flaws? More and more evident. And it finally happened. I admitted to myself that I was going to platinum the game and sell it.
This was the first 30 minutes of play.
Unfunny
Probably one of the tell-tale signs that someone isn’t funny is when they tell you that they think George Carlin is/was the funniest person ever. He probably was, if you’ve met literally him, a Church of Christ deacon and a chess master. But the mother fucker’s material has not stood up well to the test of time and I’m tired of hearing about him, seeing memes with him in them and most of all, hearing about the 7 words you can’t say…HIS MATERIAL SUCKS.
Based on this
We begin with a review of last time. For three minutes. Then, we find out who was chasing our kids – Larry. Yeah the big toothed smart mouth I already would have punched.
Special Bulletin is a movie shot in a news special broadcast style, basically imitating how we, the citizenry, would learn of an actual event taking place if it did.
The news is unwatchable. It’s so hokey and corny. I was driving down the road and heard the dumbest damn story ever. GAS PRICES. Who gives a fuck? Unless it’s up or down 50 cents, I don’t! Nothing is getting done about it so what’s the point of giving the news a minute about it every night