Grand Theft Auto Online is shit

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As much as I want to enjoy it, because it is a great concept, here are all of the reasons why GTA Online is shit. And what’s funny is, I need to take a shit while writing an article about shit. This could get muddy (turd joke).

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Review: Threads

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Threads is like The Day After, but worse – it’s British.

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Review: Countdown to Looking Glass

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Countdown to Looking Glass is basically a news docudrama that begins with a US ambassador in the Middle East being assassinated. This was before a President could lie and blame the violence on a YouTube video, so he could appear strong and internationally popular during an election period.

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Review: Oz The Great and Powerful

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Oz the Great and Powerful sucks folks. It’s a simpleton script with boring, uncreative situations and the most obvious CG ever. I want to know who is getting rich off of these big special effects budgets.

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The Lego Movie pissed me off, it sucked so bad

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The Lego Movie sucks. It’s annoying. It’s the over animated bullshit that all cartoons have today with lots of screaming, songs, annoying hidden messages and animation that looks a step up from Action League NOW, which was actually good because it didn’t embody everything that gets on my nerves about kids. Continue reading The Lego Movie pissed me off, it sucked so bad