Grand Theft Auto Online is shit

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As much as I want to enjoy it, because it is a great concept, here are all of the reasons why GTA Online is shit. And what’s funny is, I need to take a shit while writing an article about shit. This could get muddy (turd joke).

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Review: Countdown to Looking Glass

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Countdown to Looking Glass is basically a news docudrama that begins with a US ambassador in the Middle East being assassinated. This was before a President could lie and blame the violence on a YouTube video, so he could appear strong and internationally popular during an election period.

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Review: Oz The Great and Powerful

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Oz the Great and Powerful sucks folks. It’s a simpleton script with boring, uncreative situations and the most obvious CG ever. I want to know who is getting rich off of these big special effects budgets.

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