Review: VHS 2

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VHS surprised me with how good it actually was. It was horror! VHS 2 attempts to capitalize on that with another chilling experience. And within seconds of the movie beginning, we get to see beautiful boobs. But will a set of tits save this movie from sucking a set of balls?

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A collection of rage e-mails I sent to Rockstar over GTA Online (which fucking sucks)

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If you’ve played GTA Online, you know that it has a lot of shit wrong with it. If you played it when it first came out, however, you know how truly frustrating it could be before anything had been fixed. Aside from it not working initially, at all, for most players, you could be griefed into losing all of your money or several other things. Well, to say I was repeatedly pissed off by this game would be an understatement. I actually found a bunch of emails that I sent to Rockstar, over this game, that you might find relatable to certain experiences.

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Revisit: Batman: Arkham Origins continues to be trash

I didn't make this and couldn't find who did - but it's funny. If you made it, thanks

I didn’t make this and couldn’t find who did – but it’s funny. If you made it, thanks

The most popular article on this budding young Website thus far has easily been my destruction of Batman: Arkham Origins. Even though Google/Bing never show me in the search results because I am not in the illuminati, you keep finding the article and reading it, some even offering feedback. So lets journey back into Gotham, now that a few months have passed. Have things improved? Did WB: Montreal step up their game? No.

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I played half a game on Madden 25 and deleted the game off my PS4

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This game sucks. I barely want to write about it because I played it for such a brief period of time. Where do I even begin? For starters, every time I look away from the box art posted above, I think I see a football on the lower-right. Then, I look directly at it and it is just a football-shaped arm. That pisses me off.

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