Review: VHS 2

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VHS surprised me with how good it actually was. It was horror! VHS 2 attempts to capitalize on that with another chilling experience. And within seconds of the movie beginning, we get to see beautiful boobs. But will a set of tits save this movie from sucking a set of balls?

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Revisit: Batman: Arkham Origins continues to be trash

I didn't make this and couldn't find who did - but it's funny. If you made it, thanks
I didn’t make this and couldn’t find who did – but it’s funny. If you made it, thanks

The most popular article on this budding young Website thus far has easily been my destruction of Batman: Arkham Origins. Even though Google/Bing never show me in the search results because I am not in the illuminati, you keep finding the article and reading it, some even offering feedback. So lets journey back into Gotham, now that a few months have passed. Have things improved? Did WB: Montreal step up their game? No.

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I played half a game on Madden 25 and deleted the game off my PS4

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This game sucks. I barely want to write about it because I played it for such a brief period of time. Where do I even begin? For starters, every time I look away from the box art posted above, I think I see a football on the lower-right. Then, I look directly at it and it is just a football-shaped arm. That pisses me off.

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UPDATED! A living list of games ruined by Electronic Arts

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Electronic Arts might be the worst company in the world. It is, if you listen to what the people say. But they continue to ruin game after game, series after series and franchise after franchise. It’s heartbreaking for true fans of video games since EA has some of the biggest names in entertainment and sports to design for. How is it that they screw up so much, so bad? Greed. Playing to their stockholders instead of their customers.

Here exists a living, updated list of games Electronic Arts has absolutely ruined, in my opinion of course. If you want to add a game to the list, just reply! If I add it, I’ll credit you with the suggestion!

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My analysis of an episode of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

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Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Was a popular children’s game show, an unusually-1990’s genre you don’t see as often in the 2010s. Some episodes of the show feature one black kid and a few others but today, were going all-in on the brothers and sisters!

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I would like Battlefield 4 if it didn’t suck so much

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Battlefield 4 is one of the best worst designed games I’ve ever seen. It strikes on all cylinders when the game is working well but that doesn’t happen for long without some ridiculous ineptitude popping up in the form of horrendous programming.

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Review: WWF on The Weakest Link – How Stupid Can You Be?

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I don’t want to go through every moment of this so were hitting highlights – but as I correct this paragraph at the end, weeks later, there were a lot of highlights.

William Regal begins with a correct answer. When asked what Spin City star appeared in Major League, Hunter thinks it’s “Michael J. Fox.” Yes I can remember when Willie Mays was talking to Marty McFly in the locker room. Spin City has been off the air for who knows how long, over a decade for sure, and I instantly knew it was Charlie Sheen.

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