I think I just broke my hand. I love thinking about the future. It is particularly fun because sometimes you come up with ideas you can help put into motion. But most of the time you’re lazy like me and just think about it!
When someone pisses me off and wants to argue or insult me, I nail them with so much, they’re blown away. One of my favorite things is to call someone by a fake name. Instead of Britney, you can call her Gritney. Or instead of Duke call him Puke. I made a list muthafuckaaaas
I’ve compiled another list of foods that would make a starving Ethiopian shit ten pounds.
I was doing a little research and came up with a list of people who reportedly stink in Hollywood. No surprise – most of them are people are I can’t stand.
Since WWE recently joined the coalition of people who want to quit saying retards or something, I thought I would examine how WWE has portrayed the mentally handicapped in the past. Very sensitively, right?……………
Sometimes, you get a jingle or commercial stuck in your head and spend 5 hours looking up everything you can about it. Pretty crazy huh?
The 80s and 90s were a different era in television than today. For starters, the idea of being on TV was still really big and there weren’t a lot of channels. Things on TV were more special and that included commercials. Here are 10 of my favorites.
Pizza Hut has come out with an insane amount of new crust flavors. It is exciting to have new choices, right? No. They all suck ass and I’ll tell you why. I’ve ordered each one. I’m the expert.
Alright, time for a unique favorite 10 list. Star Trek games that I loved but that don’t necessarily fit in my favorite categories of a certain system! The idea that life exists elsewhere is cool because it is probably true – it is just too hard to grasp for morons. Some of these games capture that. Some let us wage full on war in outer space and others were unique in and of themselves.
My PS3 was played as much as any system, console-wise, I have ever had. Coming up with a list of my favorite games is actually tough, because I like so many. I think I have done it justice, though.
Perhaps my most passionate gaming era came during the PS3. I played my ass off on so many games, earning around 60 platinums during that systems lifecycle. Here are the games I hated.
If you were to clock the hours spent on devices, my iPads would take the prize as most used item. Yes, you read that right. I use two iPads at once – one playing video and one to work on. And by work, I mean game. Here are my favorite games from the App store!
There were so many shitty NES games. The quality never was really checked on games and worst yet, often you would be advertised with some live action commercial featuring cool actors or scenes and would get home with a 2D turd that you couldn’t stomach. I’ll list some I feel like fall in that category.
As a kid, we got my Sega Genesis from a Pawn shop for like $25. That’s because it sucked about a day after it came out and people had started pawning them. I never liked it or any games for it, so don’t expect 10 favorite, because I couldn’t tell you 1 favorite. But 10 worst? Easy.
I loved my Nintendo Entertainment System. It was a great Christmas present and the games have become iconic in our culture. Here were my favorites:
I’m a kid that grew up in the age of arcades, for gaming. I’ve put many quarters or even tokens into machines to play them and I’m not talking about that Chuck-E-Cheese shit, I’m talking REAL arcades! So putting this list together will be a unique experience.
My 10-lists for games of each system continues with the games I despised most on SNES. The system had some gems but it had a lot of shit, too.
Another list of 10 games, but this times, it is a list of games I hated. This one is much easier to do.
There were so many great games for the Nintendo 64. While there were some pieces of shit too, let’s look at a few positives today in a new list.
Jerry “The King” Lawler was the funniest person around in the 1990s. Many didn’t even notice it but sometimes, you would even hear Vince or JR bust out laughing at him. Here is a collection of his jokes with more to possibly come someday!