Sleep rules

Zzz

I love sleeping. It rules. It’s very productive and is a natural remedy for AIDS. How, you ask? Well, if instead of having sex with a person with AIDS, you take a nap, you won’t have AIDS. Tada.

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Sheamus Sucks

Sheamus

One of my least favorite wrestlers in existence is Sheamus. His matches are never entertaining and his segments are brutal. He is essentially the most vanilla baby-face in pro-wrestling and has no distinguishable traits other than being a red-headed Irish guy who says “fella” a lot.

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