Category Archives: Things I Hate

I hate pit bulls

Shit bulls are the worst breed of dog possible. They’re so bad, people have to lie and pretend to push propaganda that they’re not. Like guns, pit bulls are made for killing. Unlike guns, pit bulls aren’t awesome. Well, they’re awesome when you have a gun and get to legally use it on the shit head.

The problem isn’t that the pit bull breed itself is dangerous, even though it immensely IS (more in a second on this). The problem, usually, is a negligent owner. That’s common, since America’s population lacks and the country is full of morons. So, since MOST people probably can’t care for this dog appropriately, we need to get rid of it.

Pit bulls weren’t bred to be merely aggressive. They were bred to be part of a BARBARIC practice called “bull baiting” whereby a bull cow would be tied and several dogs would be released into the pit to bite it slowly to death. Dogs with snouts or merciful tendencies weren’t appropriate for this so they needed dogs with big, wide razor blade mouths and evil brains that snapped like Chris Benoit.

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This Instagram photo from the 1800 shows several shitbulls attacking a nice cow. One of the dumbass dogs is flying in the background because it got the fuck kicked out of it. There’s only white people present, because you know white people had to come up with this cruel shit.

Pit bulls have tremendous jaw strength, which is why when they bite, they never let go until death. My pawpaw always told me if I was ever getting bitten by a pit bull, to shove my finger up its asshole and twist. I’m not sure if that would have made the dog let go or just think I was a weirdo while he was killing me.

But after bull baiting was banned, pit bulls found a new use:

Due to public outrage, bull baiting was banned in England in 1835. Bulldog breeders and owners then moved to the sport of “ratting,” where a number of rats were placed into a pit and wagers were made on how many rats the dog could kill in a certain time period. – DogsBite.org

Pit bulls weren’t even recognized by the American Kennel Club when it was first formed because they were BRED FOR VIOLENCE. Look at the damn thing!

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I stole that photo from a website called Honest To Paws (barf). The article I linked to says a family is working to break stereotypes of pitbulls and includes this statement:

The undisputed truth is that pit bulls are trained by dog fighters to be vicious. Because they make headlines when they attack someone, people have begun to believe that they are innately violent. The amount of media coverage pit bulls receive when there is an attack has reinforced a negative and false perception of them.

That is a LIE. These fools can’t do research. They even cite their own PERSONAL EXPERIENCES as evidence, which isn’t evidence. You found a dog that doesn’t tear your baby up – great! Does that mean you let the entire breed go unchecked?

Would you do that with a lion?

Folks, I’ll leave you with this. This is what the ASPCA itself says about the pit bull.

Today’s pit bull is a descendant of the original English bull-baiting dog—a dog that was bred to bite and hold bulls, bears and other large animals around the face and head.  When baiting large animals was outlawed in the 1800s, people turned instead to fighting their dogs against each other. These larger, slower bull-baiting dogs were crossed with smaller, quicker terriers to produce a more agile and athletic dog for fighting other dogs.

Some pit bulls were selected and bred for their fighting ability. That means that they may be more likely than other breeds to fight with dogs. It doesn’t mean that they can’t be around other dogs or that they’re unpredictably aggressive.  Other pit bulls were specifically bred for work and companionship. These dogs have long been popular family pets, noted for their gentleness, affection and loyalty. And even those pit bulls bred to fight other animals were not prone to aggressiveness toward people. Dogs used for fighting needed to be routinely handled by people; therefore aggression toward people was not tolerated. Any dog that behaved aggressively toward a person was culled, or killed, to avoid passing on such an undesirable trait. Research on pet dogs confirms that dog aggressive dogs are no more likely to direct aggression toward people than dogs that aren’t aggressive to other dogs.

It is likely that that the vast majority of pit bull type dogs in our communities today are the result of random breeding—two dogs being mated without  regard to the behavioral traits being passed on to their offspring.  The result of random breeding is a population of dogs with a wide range of behavioral predispositions. For this reason it is important to evaluate and treat each dog, no matter its breed, as an individual. – ASPCfuckingA

So, knowing that the entire dog breed originated as a way for hateful (white) people to get their rocks off when they weren’t invading sovereign land and “colonizing” it, do you still want to keep defending the pieces of shit? Or, maybe, admit that:

  1. A random pit bull is a dangerous animal
  2. Most shitty drug dealers and criminals buy them for protection which means…
  3. A LOT of pit bulls are raised in shitty homes and taken to the pound which means…
  4. You should NEVER adopt a pit bull unless you are getting it from someone who is a reputable breeder….
  5. and since dog breeding is shitty, you should never get a pit bull.

I win.

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Papa John is a piece of human garbage

Unfortunately, the worst thing possible in the universe to come out of the mouth of a business owner that named the business after himself happened this Summer to Papa John’s.

He said the N-word on a conference call with executives of his company and a marketing agency.

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How to host a Mark Zuckerberg live stream

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Step 1 – Stream it from a shitty, concrete-floor office. If you can’t, do a BBQ in your backyard with a $10 grill.

  • With a billion dollar company, it is important to have the shittiest looking office in the world. Don’t spend any money, gang. Keep that economy bottlenecked!

Step 2 – Make sure you only take questions related to that stupid fucking drone which beams internet to Africa

  • Who needs internet service in Rwanda? I’d rather not die of a tapeworm going up my piss stream.

Step 3 – Ignore all legitimate questions from readers which are challenging and make you address issues.

  • Especially ignore questions about the borderline-retards who run your customer support department and who ban atheists for telling the truth to religious nuts. This is documented as having happened.

Step 4 – Ignore questions about bugs, glitches and features which haven’t worked, some in years, on Facebook. Focus on that fucking drone.

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The stupid shit doesn’t even have wheels. How is it supposed to land? 9/11 style?

Step 5 – You’ve yet to add the ability to comment as a page on the Facebook app, and actually bugged out the ability to on the Pages app, so why fix it now? Talk about something else new you’re doing. We get it – you get tired of your old toys and want new ones.

Walgreens sucks

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Walgreens is such a fucking stupid company. Think about it – buy cigarettes and cancer medicine in the same store. Capitalism at its fucking finest.

First, their stores suck. They have the suckiest book collections I’ve ever witnessed. Talking about romance novels for old ladies to press a finger against their bean once and spray sand out. You also can’t walk around without seeing a floatation device in a random kiosk, like everywhere. Even in Winter.

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Things no one wants to see you post on Facebook. (Idiots need to read)

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I don’t know why, but some people are STILL too stupid to understand that somethings do NOT need to be on Facebook. They need to be on Ogrish or some nasty shit. Here is a list of things NO ONE WANTS TO SEE you post on Facefuck.

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Great Value is usually a total rip-off

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Great Value is Walmart’s brand that they sell next to competitors products, at a few cents less but with 90% less quality. I hate it even though some – SOME of their stuff is ok. I am creating a list to keep up with the Great Value products you do NOT want.

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Facebook is run by morons.

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Although it has great potential as a device to connect peoples and places, Facebook has become nothing more than a corporate hack-employing politically correct mess. Now, you can’t even speak truths about Christianity or other shitty religions because they’ll ban you.

“The cross is also the pagan symbol for intercourse” was the only thing I wrote on a post that got me suspended for a day (and another admin suspended for THIRTY DAYS). That is IT.

By the way, it isn’t like I made that up. It has been well documented by others.

However, fuck facts. Christians and butthurt bitches reported me enough that I was punished. Irony? I drive past churches that say that preach the truth to you in LOVE. Well why can’t you fucking pieces of shit listen to my truth, THE truth? Oh that’s right, you’re the most hypocritical, one-way bunch that has ever lived.

Fuck Facebook and fuck butthurt Christians.

Pizza Hut Hog Dog Crust is absolutely GROSS

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Pizza Huts Hot Dog Crust Pizza is gag worthy. It is awful. You won’t eat it more than once.

It looks like a pizza surrounded by uncircumsized dicks.

It’s also apparently hard not to totally burn, because mine was.

The taste does not mix well, pizza and hot dogs. Plus, they give you MUSTARD. That sealed it for me as undoable. I actually added mayo and honey and did a honey mustard that worked better.

Another fail by Greaszza Hut.

Shut the fuck up about Father’s Day.

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Happy Father’s Day. My dad is dead.

That’s how much sense it makes, though. This dumb ass day that everyone has to fucking talk about all of the time ends up being a reminder of sadness and grief for anyone who has lost their parents. And why?

All so people will buy things.

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David Koresh was a lying fuck; The Branch Davidians were dumb fucks.

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The Davidians sat themselves on fire and executed themselves and little children. Why? Because they believed a dumbass was Jesus.

The Branch Davidians at Waco were all fucking retarded. They were dumb fucks. Brainwashed. And David Koresh was probably a con-artist who knew the Bible was a bunch of charlatans taking advantage of fools’ gullibility.

Or he was just completely batshit insane and thought his imagination was a real voice.

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GameStop sucks

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GameStop sucks. I’m sick of this store and it’s fake ass employees. They’re so fucking phony. Oh you think they’re your friend? Tell them you’re not reserving anything or getting a membership. See how quickly they hate you. They’re after numbers.

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Suddenlink is the WORST goddamn company in America.

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Just seeing this logo pisses me off.

Suddenlink is a cable/internet/phone provider to many Americans, especially across the South, where you get fucked over more than anywhere else in the United States because of Republicans being in power. Republicans never side with citizens against big companies. Ever.

Suddenlink, which has the worst advertisements I’ve ever seen from a national company, offers the shittiest service to its customers that it can get by with. Constant Internet outages, constant maintenances, the worst tech-support imaginable including tech service crews who are sometimes borderline retarded. “UUURHHH, did you restart it?” they will begin with, as their eyes are sunken into their head and half-closed, due to unawareness.

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Know what is stupid? The Pledge of Allegiance.

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I hate the Pledge of Allegiance. The entire idea of it sounds like some McCarthyism bullshit.

You know, I would say we get rid of the whole Pledge of Allegiance if it wasn’t for the fact that it has been around in America forever…oh wait. That’s right. No it fucking hasn’t! The Pledge of Allegiance began in 1892 and changed in the 1950s for one addition – Under God. Violating the separation clause, we fucking put that in there.

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Capital One 360’s Website totally fucking sucks.

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I’ve had an auto loan with Capital One since 2010 for my bad ass muscle car. Now, I got it mainly to make my credit improve by having a car on it. Capital One financed me and had a great Website that I NEVER had an issue with. Then, for no reason at the end of 2014, they decided to make the worst possible decision.

Capital One 360.

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