5 fugly people who everyone calls “beautiful”

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There are enough beautiful people in the world that we don’t really need to be lying about the ones who aren’t. But some people are called beautiful so much, it worries me that they actually believe it. Here is a list of 5 of the fugliest people who are called beautiful.

5. Lea Michelle

UGLY

UGLY

The first time I looked at this bitch, I thought to myself what an ugly person she was. I figured most would agree but noticed many of the idiots who watch Glee called her beautiful. We are at the point in society where we are lying to ourselves overtly now? OK. Obama rules.

Lea Michelle has an ugly mouth that just screams “stinky vagina” and even in the most glammed up photo she takes, still looks bad.

Still ugly

Still ugly

I heard that her boyfriend killed himself with an overdose or something and I probably would have too if I had that indent-toothed trash waiting for me at home.

4. Julia Roberts

Brush your molars.

Brush your molars.

Julia Roberts has been one of the ugliest people who has been called beautiful for years. I’ve never watched most of her movies because they involve someone falling in love with her and to me, that is a premise I can not accept. I would tell her that she isn’t special or even pretty.

Without makeup, not even a 2/10

Without makeup, not even a 2/10

3. Renee Zellweger

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I knew Kenny Chesney was gay the moment I heard he got married to this thing. She’s not only identical to a really ugly guy in his late 60s but anytime I look at her face, I smell a cigaretty-sour pussy. I also will not watch her movies. Again, unless she is playing a zombie, I can’t accept her in any role I can think of.

2. Kristen Stewart

Wow, you're plain.

Wow, you’re plain.

This ordinary bitch lucked into fame with the Twilight saga, one of the most foolish set of movies ever made. Not content with enjoying a glory no one quite understood how she achieved, Kristen Stewart started dating another ugly celebrity, Rob Pattinson. Apparently, though, even infinite money and fame don’t cure being-trash, so Kristen Stewart fucking CHEATED ON HIM.

Enjoy it - it's over once the last movie is out.

Enjoy it – it’s over

You’re ugly. You’re a cheater. Your acting sucks. And you look like one of those girls I’d be willing to fuck at a party, but to be extra careful I pulled out of/wore an extra Trojan Magnum on (I have a big dick) because you’d be the last person someone would want to get pregnant – since you’re guaranteed to be hideous sometime in the next 5 years ago.

1. Michelle Obama

Twice as many teeth as a normal person

Twice as many teeth as a normal person

I knew Democrats and Liberals were delusional when I started reading comments about how “beautiful Michelle looks tonight,” or things along those lines, during special events, on Twitter. I was in shock. Were they kidding? No, 100% serious. Somehow, people in America think this UGLY militant bitch his attractive!

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How pretty does she look there? As pretty as she ever as – not at all.

Michelle Obama has a furrowed brow, too many teeth for her mouth, sunken in cheeks and most importantly – hates America. She hates this country. You think she doesn’t? Well, what about in 2008 when she said for the first time in her adult life, she was proud of her country? That means since she turned 18, she has been ashamed of America.

If you want to know what ugly looks like – here it is:

"I hates America"

“I hates America”

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