Mickie James grosses me out

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If you type in “Mickie James R” on Google, the third search-term that appears is “Mickie James Roast Beef.” Why? Because when she did porn (she did porn), her labia looked like two slices of roast beef folded together. GROSS.

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Now, I won’t post a photo of Mickie James’ meat curtains here, because this isn’t a (nasty, sick fetish porn) website. But what I will tell you is that if you stick your pinky finger down your throat and tickle your uvula until you vomit, you’ll have the same reaction I did to seeing Mickie James double-bit axe wound. See, WWE went through a phase where they thought it was smart to hire ex-porn actresses to be WWE divas (because that’s how they viewed being a WWE Diva on the scale of ways to become famous while sacrificing ones’ pride/soul). Hollister Model>Stripper>Porn Actress>Whore>WWE Diva>TNA Knockout

Aside from her gross porn past, James never dedicated herself to getting in decent enough shape to lose that gross gut.

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I’ve dated girls with similar figures but they weren’t on TV each week, either. This chick is supposed to be a supermodel – yet we’ve seen every (nasty) inch of her naked body and she doesn’t even try to keep herself up.

She’s a lousy person, too. She cheated on her (stupid) boyfriend, Kenny Doane (from the Spirit Squad) with John Cena. Cena, who was engaged, is moraless scum too and cheated on his soon-to-be-and-now-ex wife on the road. Mickie, pure trash, wanted to date Cena. When Cena said no, because he didn’t like her black-gash, she went insane and was fired soon-after.

Mickie also has black gums, in addition to a black clit. Just wanted to add that.

Now, Mickie is becoming a country music star (won’t work).

Mickie is now married to Magnus or maybe they’re married? Who cares. They’re having a kid, which should be interesting coming out of her vagina. She looks like she used horse crap for a dildo.

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12 responses to “Mickie James grosses me out

  1. Whoever who wrote this pos article should just shoot himself/herself. Mickie never did porn. She only posed nude for a magazine but she NEVER did porn. The so-called video of her doing it with a black guy is not her. Just a look-alike. Plus, the write is just a hater so nobody is gonna take this seriously.

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    • If you let a guy bang you on camera, whether the camera is video or still photography, it is porn. Sorry that you’re in denial.

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  2. Hey. You seem to know your sources. Could you please do an article on TNA Knockout Velvet Sky? I’m curious to know what you think about her and the other TNA Knockouts.

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    • Thanks, I don’t watch TNA but I may do a little research into her. I keep hearing about her and her name is an obvious porn whore name but I usually have to get mad at someone to write about them. I’ll see what I can find. Check back for more and again, I appreciate the comments.

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  3. There are rumors that Velvet Sky likes BBC. There are also rumors that Velvet Sky is a lesbian.

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  4. Never mind. Disregard all of those comments about TNA Knockout Velvet Sky. I was just being mean. I’m very sorry.

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    • I respect this but I don’t feel like you’re being mean. Calling out deviant and unrepentant behavior is society’s way of improving and weeding out less desirable elements and actions. This Website is just a dose of that and a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor. Whatever the case, glad you came by.

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      • Hey, it’s me, H-Man again. Did you do that article on Velvet Sky and The Beautiful People yet? Just wondering. Don’t mean to bother you.

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  6. I liked Mickie James during her WWE stint, especially her feud with Trish Stratus, which featured a ton of lesbian overtones and a pretty fun match at WrestleMania 22.

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