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I was right. Batman v. Superman SUCKED.

I told you Batman v. Superman would suck and it did. The movie not only sucked from a story perspective but was actually terrible from a cinematography perspective. It lacked cohesiveness in the story and had two of the worst villains in movie history.

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Batman: Arkham Knight is a fantastic game that still sucks a little.

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Batman: Arkham Knight is an experience all gamers and Batman fans owe it to themselves to enjoy. The game rocks, has such a deep atmosphere and perfectly captures the Batmobile. But it still sucks in some ways and I’m here to point that out.

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Batman: Arkham Knight: Things that fucking suck

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Batman Arkham Knight is the next-gen Rocksteady conclusion do the Arkham series…or so we are led to believe. Anyway, the game is pretty fun but has a lot of technical problems that only I, the Riddler…I mean, the Critic can do justice to in an article.

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The first season of Gotham sucked.

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First season of Gotham sucked. I can’t believe the show is still on. I just watch it to see how bad it can be. It is like driving by a car wreck and having to look out of interest.

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My 10 Favorite PS3 Games

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My PS3 was played as much as any system, console-wise, I have ever had. Coming up with a list of my favorite games is actually tough, because I like so many. I think I have done it justice, though.

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Gotham – Episodes 2-5 (suck)

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I was hoping that the pilot was going to be the only episode of Gotham that was awful but we now know that just isn’t the case. The show is an abomination and sucks. It will not last in its current form and I for one can’t wait for it to be canceled. Lets talk about some of the latest episodes (and for fun, we will include the declining ratings for each show)

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Revisit: Batman: Arkham Origins continues to be trash

I didn't make this and couldn't find who did - but it's funny. If you made it, thanks
I didn’t make this and couldn’t find who did – but it’s funny. If you made it, thanks

The most popular article on this budding young Website thus far has easily been my destruction of Batman: Arkham Origins. Even though Google/Bing never show me in the search results because I am not in the illuminati, you keep finding the article and reading it, some even offering feedback. So lets journey back into Gotham, now that a few months have passed. Have things improved? Did WB: Montreal step up their game? No.

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Batman: Arkham Origins Sucks

The box art. Coolest part of the game.
The box art. Coolest part of the game.

It’s that time of the year again when the criminals of Gotham hatch a foolish plan to murder a bunch of people and make not enough money for their trouble, but we buy into it because Batman smashes their face. But this year, even the face smashing won’t save us from a shitty ass fuck game.

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