Another moron took too many drugs and overdosed, proving how stupid some people can be. This time, it was Harris Wittels. You know the morons in Hollywood are talking about him like he was awesome but I watched the guy and he wasn’t funny. At all.
Let’s check out some of his lousy content, related to death, while we talk about his death.
Harris Wittels did too many drugs and his body shut off. He was 30. He was highly successful as a comic writer, somehow, but unfortunately, success sometimes means money and money plus ignorance can equal disaster. It did for this loser.
He was a writer for Sarah Silverman, an unfunny old looking fat armed bitch. Also, he wrote for Parks and Rec, whichs sucks.
Putting together a top ten “Who mourned him best” list. Get your votes in now!
— Harris Wittels (@twittels) August 14, 2014
TMZ was reporting that cops found the loser on his couch with drug paraphernalia (why the need to generalize, I will never understand. Just say a coke needle). He was dead and didn’t have signs of trauma. He had just done a stand-up act Wednesday night, saying he was clean and sober. So, he was also a liar.
Even though acknowledging death is alt-hacky now, we’re all dead in 80 years, so you can stop getting offended by stuff. — Harris Wittels (@twittels) June 20, 2014
Just face it. The guy wasn’t funny. I just went through every Tweet the unfunny fuck wrote and they were awful. None made me laugh and I almost fell asleep. BORING! (Of course, writing for Sarah Silverman was a clue).
I just read that Hitler was going to stop trying to exterminate all the Jews,but then a buddy called him “Quitler” as a bit so he kept going — Harris Wittels (@twittels) September 27, 2013
The guy sucked. Here’s some more of his “joke” material about dying.
How did Lindsay Lohan die again?
— Harris Wittels (@twittels) July 15, 2013
It’s crazy that every single person on earth is going to die except Trey Anastasio.
— Harris Wittels (@twittels) June 5, 2013
Anyway, obvious dope addict and for some reason, Parks and Rec, NBC, Sarah Silverman and others are OK enabling someone with habits that result in their deaths. But that’s ok. They’ll celebrate him like he was a saint for a few weeks now (while making fun of Jesus).
you’re a real piece of shit in more ways than I can care to count.
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