I’ll never forget my birthday in 1992. My cousins were at my house and I opened my Super Nintendo – so they stole both controllers and hogged it all day. I didn’t bitch to my mom though. It was bad ass enough to watch. Now, a list of my favorite SNES games. This will be fun.
Megatramp is garbage. No really, it is about being garbage. But it sucks. It is actually entertaining for a second, since it is offensive.
Wrestlemania 2 was garbage. It’s hard to watch today. I got my hands on the original PPV broadcast and am reviewing it.
Another list of 10 games, but this times, it is a list of games I hated. This one is much easier to do.
Wrestlemania XI might be the worst one they did. It was a disappointment throughout the night and the card was stupid.
There were so many great games for the Nintendo 64. While there were some pieces of shit too, let’s look at a few positives today in a new list.
A lot of people are getting excited about the upcoming Resident Evil Revelations 2 title but I have no clue why. The first game blew. It was almost (not quite) as bad as Resident Evil Operation Raccoon Shitty.
Wrestlemania 9 was horrible. It had potential. It didn’t live up to any.
Lately, a disturbing trend on facebook seems to be happening where parents post photos of their childs bloody wound or cut, or in some cases, adults do. One man I know posted a photo of his diabetes foot rotting off. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FINISH BREAKFAST AFTER THAT?
Royal Rumble 2015 was another disappointment. Vince McMahon showed how stupid he truly is by repeating 2014’s mistakes.
The Star Wars Commander game for tablets and phones sucks. It sounds like a great game until you play it and your AT-AT shoots 15 wall-segments in a single-file line, for no reason.
Taking a break from pop culture, I want to tell you why Typhoid Mary was a stupid bitch and sucked from the 19th century into the 20th century.
Carls Jr, which I wouldn’t eat at and never have, has unveiled a new commercial where a super hot 10/10 model (that probably has a 1/10 cow-pussy from being fucked so much) eats a 5 pound hamburger and talks about how all-natural it is. It actually made me less likely to buy from Carl’s Jr.
I am pissed off that some ugly hairball on Gamespot.com gave the new Resident Evil remaster a low review. When I say I am pissed off, I am not exaggerating. I really am. Something is wrong with me. But the review was total bullshit. 7.5 does not do this game justice.
This game is a survival-horror game, at it’s absolute best, and is a 9/10 game. I’ll explain why.
The people who created the shitty Injustice Mobile game, which isn’t very good, have found a way to take that lack of creativity and reduce it even more. They reskinned the game into WWE Immortals.
Jerry “The King” Lawler was the funniest person around in the 1990s. Many didn’t even notice it but sometimes, you would even hear Vince or JR bust out laughing at him. Here is a collection of his jokes with more to possibly come someday!
Liam Neeson plays Brian Mills again in another movie called Taken.
The mid-90s of the WWF were filled with many things. Baaaaack body drops. Colorful characters. The former Headshrinker, Fatu, evolved from a jungle animal man into a man who was ready to clean it up. What is “it”? I have no idea. His entire gimmick was his shitty theme song and now we need to look at it, in depth.
The Hobbit is another movie about the fantasy land known as Middle Earth, a land of wild beasts and creatures, dragons, rings and groups that assemble for long journeys with little motivation. It is directed by Peter Jackson, based on J.R.R. Tolkeins books.
I decided to put together what I feel would be a total supercard on UFC Undisputed 3 and watch the entire thing. Here are the results of it. Some sort of show the game is stupid but it still beats the shit out of EA’s UFC.