Review: The ABCs of Death 2


The ABCs of Death 2 is an awful horror film. The first one was unusually charming while still sucking. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it (2%). This one just sucks. It isn’t even worth watching.

There aren’t any memorable deaths. There are some really shitty ones, though. 26.

Once again, they didn’t use B for Buttsecks. Jesus was on the list, however! Finally. That murderer.

If I had to pick a favorite, it would be Capital Punishment just for its portrayal of how flawed the punishment is. In all seriousness, the death penalty is fucking barbaric behavior. Even if it is for a killer. Even for a child rapist. Why? Because getting even isn’t justice. Putting them in a 4×4 cell for the rest of their life to think about it while eating the cheapest food to man IS justice. It also allows for the correction of mistakes.

Speaking of mistakes, this movie.

I actually took about 5 tries to get through all of this. Somehow, a thread and a cat were two stars of fun more than this.

I rated it 1/5 on Netflix but I really would give it 1/20.


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