I have never liked Rosa Mendes – although I didn’t have a specific reason. There was just something about her. Then I started reading up on it and yep – she’s a skank.

First clue that she was a slutty chick was that Rosa was hooking up with Michael P.S. Hayes. Reports vary, from Chris Masters alluding that (who may believed to be) she was sucking his cock to keep her job to the stories that she and the grandpa-aged old grit were actually romantically involved. This bitch had NO shame about dating this guy:

Rosa also had another issue, being that she was an alcoholic. Another term for that is “weak-minded-fuck.” People who spend their time drunk make me sick. I can get past being drunk now and then but this shit destroys your body! Overloading every night is asking to die. Ever heard of a liver?

So Rosa had to be sent home from a tour, since she was “partying too much.” That means A) Getting insanely drunk. B) It being embarrassing to the company. C) It getting to a point that it interfered with her work and D) Required intervention to end. Of course, PS Hayes is so dumb, he tried getting her drunk as soon as she came back so he could get some more of that stinky pussy.

Rosa has no talent as a sports entertainer. She can’t wrestle a lick and she looks like a disgusting slut who is cashing in on her looks. Unfortunately, she’s Mexican and they don’t stay pretty for long. In 5 years, this is what she’ll look like.

Now, should Rosa live to be 50, a feat few Mexicans have ever accomplished, she will again change form. Using the latest digital technology, I have a rendered a digital image of what she will look like.

Rosa also revealed that she likes more than just the mancock. She also munches the rug. She tried laying a big kiss on chubby Paige during an episode of Total Divas. Paige, who can’t stop smiling constantly and always looks nervous to be outside of her cellar, didn’t like it. But they probably all had an orgy after the camera cut off.

Rosa sucks and has no talent. She needs to be let go immediately. Dancing with Fandango isn’t enough to justify a paycheck. If all you can do is dance, congratulations – you’ve learned a dog trick.